Author Topic: "LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]  (Read 3515 times)

"He pushed the door open and the the aroma of junk posts and quality content met his nose. Past the stench he spotted the opportunity for a glass of chocolate milk and a leisurely evening. The interior paint job was from a different time for blue and white highlights filled the room completely. It was pleasant and soft on the eyes and did not cause much stress for those who stare at a PC all day. For a person like Locke, it could have turned into a fine evening."

"Lockebox walks over to the main bar and orders a glass of chocolate milk as planned but is interrupted by the figure sitting beside him. The person was turned in full view with the words "below poster" on his shirt."

"From the look on the persons face it looked like he had something either lame or clever to say. He opens his mouth and says-



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"Jesus christ, you suck at writing"

"Locke heard two simultaneous voices. one was from a loser in the back and the other was the guy sitting next to him. This is already going to be a fine night"

Not as fine as my ass.

"The ugly purple thug in the back continued his annoying act. Either he was motherless in childhood or really gay."

"Locke turns and takes a sip of his chocolate milk."

"The ugly purple thug in the back continued his annoying act. Either he was motherless in childhood or really gay."

"Locke turns and takes a sip of his chocolate milk."
You're kidding, right?

You can't be serious.

I'm breaking someone's face with a book somewhere in the back.

You're kidding, right?

You can't be serious.

"The disbelief of said purple guy shown clearly on his face. How could OP do this to him?"

Stanley walked through the door on his left.

Stanley walked through the door on his left.
"Another figure walked into the bar. He looked like he was looking for a good time. Unfortunately for him this was not the place to look for it."

"The disbelief of said purple guy shown clearly on his face. How could OP do this to him?"
y u do dis

im loving an elf child under a table

Stanley gave a disappointed face as OP failed to understand the reference, or at least did not acknowledge it.

OP still remains a friend.