"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[Lockebox]

The chair is knocked over, and Stanley stumbles off. He realizes that he needs those meds (that may or may not exist) for his schizophrenia (that may or may not exist) before this reality (that may or may not exist) degenerates into chaos and madness.

He chugs the milk... the walls melt away around him...

"The sugar pills were so placebic that he was hallucinating."

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[TristanLuigi]

Stanley falls unconscious, slightly twitching.
A man wakes up in a straitjacket in a white room.

[Lockebox]

A man wakes up in a straitjacket in a white room.

"Stanley continues to hallucinate in the middle of the bar-room floor in the fetal position."

[WaffleCake]

Jet hears what the narrator says.
"wH-WHAHT? HOW THE forgetH AM I S'POSED TO GET HOME NOW?!"
He hits the constable one last time before throwing his beaten body at a wall. Afterwards he proceeds to throw a stool at Stanley for absolutely no reason.

[Lockebox]

"Purple smurf feels a terrible feeling in his heart. It has stopped. He only has seconds to live."

[TristanLuigi]

The man winces slightly, though he is unsure of why. He hears very faint whispers, but they are indistinct and seem to fading quickly.

[WaffleCake]

"Purple smurf feels a terrible feeling in his heart. It has stopped. He only has seconds to live."

"youh WHAHT"
Jet clutches his chest and falls to the floor suddenly.

He's fallen unconscious.

[Lockebox]

"youh WHAHT"
Jet clutches his chest and falls to the floor suddenly.

He's fallen unconscious.

"within minutes Purple Smurf is dead."

[kidplasma]

* takes furry's drink*
*dumps it on Stanley*
That'll teach you to order fake flavors in my milk bar you lil stuff

[Alyx Vance]

I splash the remaining water in my cup on the Purple Smurf
"Yep, he's dead"

[TristanLuigi]

The man calls out.
"Hello? Is anyone there? I was in a bar, and now I'm here. Is there a doctor? Doctor Locke?"

[Lockebox]

* takes furry's drink*
*dumps it on Stanley*
That'll teach you to order fake flavors in my milk bar you lil stuff

"Lockebox is perturbed that his drink was stolen. He demands another free of charge."

I splash the remaining water in my cup on the Purple Smurf
"Yep, he's dead"

"The man that doesn't do anything splashes water a little late."

The man calls out.
"Hello? Is anyone there? I was in a bar, and now I'm here. Is there a doctor? Doctor Locke?"

"Still disgruntled that his drink is gone he notices Stanley calling out and calling him Dr.. While locke clearly isn't a doctor he certainly has considered to try and be one."

[WaffleCake]

"within minutes Purple Smurf is dead."

Jet refuses to die.
He coughs after water was splashed on him and slowly regains his consciousness.
"fffffforget you op"

[Lockebox]

Jet refuses to die.
He coughs after water was splashed on him and slowly regains his consciousness.
"fffffforget you op"

"This would have had actual ramifications if it weren't for the fact that he was a ghost. Now he is like the narrator. Unseen for eternity."

[WaffleCake]

"This would have had actual ramifications if it weren't for the fact that he was a ghost. Now he is like the narrator. Unseen for eternity."

Jet's ghost goes up to OP.
"you are a loving friend. give me my forgetin life back"