"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[joe411]

But chocolate milk... It's a weird drink... To serve...
*purple guy passes out from beverage pondering too much.

[Ad Bot]

[Lockebox]

"whaAAHHT THE forget ARE YOU CALLING ME A SMURF FORRh"
Jet punches the constable in the face and knocks his tooth out.

"The purple smurf clearly disagrees with this title and abuses the constable for it."

Still watching I set my water down and say 'this took an interesting turn'

"Slowly but surely the unnamed man begins growing a monocle and a mustache."

But chocolate milk... It's a weird drink... To serve...
*purple guy passes out from beverage pondering too much.

"forever persistent in the questioning of the setting. Purple guy passes out much to the pleasure of the narrator.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

STILL loving YOUNG ELF GIRL AND NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE SOMEONE MENTION IT PLEASE

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley is relatively distressed when the voice thing ignores him; he had been acknowledging his every thought and action previously.

[kidplasma]

Screw it I need the pay, I cant be broke. I aspire to take over this milk bar buisness.

We have every damn milk flavor in the books Stanley, pick,

[TristanLuigi]

Every flavor? That's a lot of flavors.

I'll take existential crCIA flavor, please.

[kidplasma]

Osht um, coming right up.

Sorry bud, were out of stock. Anything else?
*kicks Carton of existential crCIA into the back room*

[TristanLuigi]

Hmm. Got any philosopher's milk?

[Lockebox]

Oddly enough, Stanley had always ordered strawberry milk, yet doesn't remember ever asking what they had. He asks if they have a menu or something.
Stanley sees another person talking to the voice dude! Stanley concludes that he in fact does not have schizophrenia. In fact, he doesn't remember existing before walking into this bar! He doesn't even have a doctor!

Stanley stares blankly at the wall in an existential crCIA.

"Stanley is loveually aroused by the thought of someone who can also hear the strange voice."

Screw it I need the pay, I cant be broke. I aspire to take over this milk bar buisness.

We have every damn milk flavor in the books Stanley, pick,

"christmas alien shrugs and takes acceptance of the reality around him and offers Stanley the Palooka a drink."

Every flavor? That's a lot of flavors.

I'll take existential crCIA flavor, please.

"Stanley not being so bright of course chooses a flavor that doesn't exist."

Osht um, coming right up.

Sorry bud, were out of stock. Anything else

"Confused by the request Christmas alien plays along so Stanley doesn't go crazy. Unfortunately he asked for another impossible flavor."

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley is greatly distressed by the voice thing's abusive treatment of Stanley.
He orders schizophrenia med-flavored milk

[WaffleCake]

Jet stands up, grabs the constable, and throws him at Stanley.
"uuugHHHHH i'M SO DRUNK WHAT HTE UFCK IS IN THIS loving CHOCOLHATE MILK"

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I WALK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, SCREAM HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, AND CONTINUE TO forget THE SMALL GIRL.

[kidplasma]

*dumps barkeep's full bottle of meds into a milk Carton, then places the Carton on the count

I WALK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, SCREAM HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, AND CONTINUE TO forget THE SMALL GIRL.

get the hell out kid

[Lockebox]

Stanley is greatly distressed by the voice thing's abusive treatment of Stanley.
He orders schizophrenia med-flavored milk

"Desperately and needlessly on drugs, Stanley feels the need to feed his addiction further."

Jet stands up, grabs the constable, and throws him at Stanley.
"uuugHHHHH i'M SO DRUNK WHAT HTE UFCK IS IN THIS loving CHOCOLHATE MILK"

"Purple Smurf gets dangerously violent. He was unaware that all chocolate milk is processed in the same plant as vodka."

I WALK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, SCREAM HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME, AND CONTINUE TO forget THE SMALL GIRL.

"Lockebox hears a tiny sound coming from underneath the floor. Probably the floorboards squeaking."

*dumps barkeep's full bottle of meds into a milk Carton, then places the Carton on the count get the hell out kid

"Christmas alien continues to indulge Stanleys drug addiction."

[TristanLuigi]

The chair is knocked over, and Stanley stumbles off. He realizes that he needs those meds (that may or may not exist) for his schizophrenia (that may or may not exist) before this reality (that may or may not exist) degenerates into chaos and madness.

He thinks to the voice that it is in fact not an addiction because schizo meds are not addictive and that he is clearly insane and clearly needs them to help his condition, and then chugs the milk... the walls melt away around him...