"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[joe411]

Purple man suddenly sprang up.
"Guys... I think I figured it out! The bartender could go to the supermarket to get milk!"
Suddenly, the purple man vomits blood all over his "below poster" t-shirt and passes out once more.

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

The men is showing increasing concern over the jacket and lack of attention.
He attempts to wiggle out.

[Lockebox]

"Locke turns and leaves the bar. He could only wish that the narrator would leave him alone and stop following him around. He turns and says, "what the forget shut the hell up and leave me alone."

[kidplasma]

Wtf Stanley's twitching.
Osht dog guy brb.
*runs to back room and hurls a chocolate milk at op's head*

[TheScout]

Guy at the door only has buttered kernels in his bucket of popcorn. He weeps at this travesty and vows to solve it, and he look around the bar for a microwave

[WaffleCake]

Angry at the lack of attention OP is giving him, Jet slaps OP in the face. He then yells out "OP WON'T LET ME LIVE" through the narrating mic.

[Lockebox]

"deranged and very delusional, the purple smurf attempts combat but is unable to get on the same level as the narrator."

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

i'm probably kicking a guy in the groin somewhere around this stuffhole of a bar

[TheScout]

i'm probably kicking a guy in the groin somewhere around this stuffhole of a bar

so the bar is in dallas?

[kidplasma]

*drags Stanley into the backroom*

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

so the bar is in dallas?

indeed it is

[WaffleCake]

"deranged and very delusional, the purple smurf attempts combat but is unable to get on the same level as the narrator."

Jet sighs out loud and realizes there's no hope for him now. He proceeds to pass out in the void that he lies in.
[also known as I will continue tomorrow]

[Zanaran2]

*Zanaran walks in.*

[TristanLuigi]

The man successfully wiggles free of the straitjacket. He wanders into the hallways of the asylum. Doctors sparingly walk the hallways, giving the man strange looks based on his obvious patient-like clothing. He eventually finds his way out of the asylum and wanders into the great outdoors! Well, Dallas, but close enough.

[kidplasma]

*shoves Stanley into the fridge*
*runs out to the counter*
"The hell do you want?"