"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[Lockebox]

Stanley gave a disappointed face as OP failed to understand the reference, or at least did not acknowledge it.

"There was probably some reference Locke was missing, judging by the mans tone of voice. he came from his rock just a few miles here. He polished off his milk and ordered another."

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[TristanLuigi]

Stanley whacks the ugly purple thing in the head. His voice is so loving annoying and he won't stop calling people friends.
(also, the reference was to the Stanley Parable, which has a similar character/narrator relationship)

[Lockebox]

"The big palooka that walked into the bar angrily stormed towards purple guy who was still mouthing off. He began clobbering the poor purple man."

[the hacker]

I drop my book and pick up another book to continue face breaking.

[Lockebox]

"Locke turns his head to see another guy who apparently was already beating purple guy with a book. Now two men were beating the stuff out of him. One academically and the other the old fashion way."

[sir dooble]

The barkeep shouts at the group at the back to break it off or take it outside.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I'm still loving that elf child.

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley points out the odd change of heart in the narrator, who was previously calling the purple dude "ugly," "a thing," and "mouthing off," yet is now calling him "poor purple man."

Stanley figures that that's enough beating for one day and backs off.

[Alyx Vance]

I walk in and take a seat beside Locke

[Biostorm]

apology for poor english

when were you when OP dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pyotjr ring

'op is kill'

'But what if op is not kill?'

[Lockebox]

The barkeep shouts at the group at the back to break it off or take it outside.

"Sir Dooble the barkeep was looking irritated at the action in the back of the room. He sternly tells them to stand outside."

Stanley points out the odd change of heart in the narrator, who was previously calling the purple dude "ugly," "a thing," and "mouthing off," yet is now calling him "poor purple man."

"While this was true, it was merely because Stanely was the only one who could hear the narrator and is seen talking to air."

I walk in and take a seat beside Locke

"Another man takes a seat beside locke. He wants to order something but is unsure."

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley wishes the Narrator would stop making fun of his schizophrenia :(

[Lockebox]

Stanley wishes the Narrator would stop making fun of his schizophrenia :(

"The bar gets quiet and takes in the fact that Stanley is now pleading with air. the barkeep looks concerned and kind of wants to phone the police."

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley is confused, as he clearly was wishing, not talking. He wishes even more for the Narrator to stop misinterpreting him and singling him out. D:

[joe411]

Why are you calling me "purple guy" and not my full name Sir Master Super Waluigi Joe Man Sr. Jr. The Third?