Can you beat the above user's avatar with a nearby object around you?

[EnjoyedBen2002]

Butterknife, Marshmallow fluff, bread, and peanut butter.
Ill turn you into a sandwich

[Ad Bot]

[Blockaium]

yes

i have a laptop, an iphone charging cable, a printer, a stapler, a cup of water, business papers, an office phone, a 300+ pound desk

oh also im in an office in case u didnt catch that before hand

[InvisibleName]

My chair. I guess I could just... hit you over the head with it? it's a metal chair, so yeah.

[Obliviongate20]

i have anti-itch spray for animals

i'll get it in your eyes like it's mace

[Plethora]

There are some fairly heavy textbooks in reach.
Coffee mug for my pens.

[Alyx Vance]

Shank ur eye m8

[Biostorm]

Shank ur eye m8

forget you I was about to deliver a good joke.

Anyway I'll beat your avatar to death with my lamp.

[Blake1]

i'll shoot you

[the hacker]

Ever wondered what it's like to be killed with a drinking straw?

[Alkatjo]

Beat it? That's not what I have in mind.............

[Captian Blubberman]

I'm going to kill you with children's book, then wrap you in a burger king whopper wrapper and burn it.

[Alyx Vance]

I will erase you from existence

[Froth]

i'll slap you with my html and css 490 times

[Georges]

I can stab that hand with my knife

[Tumbleweed]

What can kill santa