BLOCKLAND FORUMS MAKES:
100 WAYS TO DIE
2014!
If you were going to die, how would you die? I will be giving a chance for the Blockland Forums to explode there creativity and originality of deaths!
DEATH COUNTER: 48/100
I'd be making a Video every 25 Deaths we hit, So Far:1-25:
Spontaneous molecular fission.
hit by the minnesota metro lightrail
those trains couldn't take on me
death by std
death by social justice riot
snu snu
Frying pan to the center-piece
I would commit Self Delete because Outpact has an alt
death by rekt m8
Being tortured by listening to "anaconda" by Niki Minaj
Eat a brick
You'll choke
dying
Overdosing on Pixie stix
death by
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Backfired drama topic
Error 404
Tuna jar
Piano spontaneously falls out of the sky onto you.
Death by badmins.
stab
drowning in pusillanimous individual (honest)
Death by...
Explosive diarrhea
Death by Scaphism:
Being placed in a container filled with milk and honey, which was also fed to you until it caused diarrhea. This mess would attract insects that ate you from inside out; death could take 2 weeks.
^Anyone that can pull this death off in BL shall receive a trophy
This isnt supposed to be my death specifically, but its a good way to die
I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.
Accidentally shooting an INFINITY BIG BANG STORM on the ground and crashing into a wall.
Getting mauled to death by a bear.
26-50
Death by Ctrl K.
posting greentext stories on nsa.gov
Death by batman.
Getting crushed by a bookshelf while Tourette's guy yells at me
Death by a giant rock falling from the sky.
old age
duh
me smashing your colon with my richard
death by rectal prolapse
getting smashed by a rocket punch
getting smashed by a dedede hammer (it exists)
trying to smash someone using a rocket punch and then getting smashed by them by a rocket punch
Setting fire to your hair.
Standing underneath a rocketship
Being killed to death
Self Delete by overdosing on tylenol
eating yourself
flinging yourself into a fully reved up jet turbine
low-orbit ion cannon
cut your hand with a pop can tab, get tetstar fish and die
Death by body slamming death.
loveual transfusion.
dehydrated
not just of water
i mean put inside of a dehydrator
i dont wanna die that way but if i could try it then come back to life i would
Overdosing on Mcdonalds.
