Ryan, buddy, if I may call you that.
The last time I had a little kid like you attempt to act all mean, gruff and cool, I managed to figure out his exactly place of residence, including the fact his Dad was a local Church Minster. Shortly afterwards his Dad found out about his activities, and we never heard from that kid again.
So maybe it's time you said sorry to the forums, and accept the fact that you suck at animation.