You go to the meeting and discover a group of landscapers huddling around a campfire.

"Hey! Glad you could make it! We need someone to assassinate Badspot and Kompressor so we can claim Blockland for ourselves."
The Landscaper inspects your companions carefully.

"Is that Heedicalking's Tsunami? HOLY stuff! Where the hell did you get that?"
A second Landscaper turns to face you.
(Cable) "Your companion has the perfect weapon for the assassination. Will you perform the task? We'll attack head-on and distract the targets while your companion snipes them with the Tsunami.
- Yes
- Of course I would!
- [Attack]No.
- What if Badspot deactivates my keys?
Companion StatsBlockhead801245 armed with
Old School Rifle 25/25 HP
1)APOC 2.2 SilentPistol
2)Mini-Nuke (Needs ammo)
3)
Heedicalking's Tsunami4)
5)
[Firearms]Skilled [Throwing]Trained [Social Skills]Trained[Medic]Proficent[Close Combat]SkilledJewBot armed with BARE HANDS 35/35 HP
1)Medikit
2)Pills
3)Sticky Grenade
4)
5)
[Engineer]Proficent[Firearms]Skilled[Close Combat]Skilled
Your StatsHealth: 35/35 HP
Armor: Concealed Vest 10/20 HP
Karma: Neutral
Inventory(Certain items do not use slots.)1)Laser SMG with 20/20 rounds. The batteries automatically recharge themselves, so ammo is not an issue.
2)T+T Sniper Rifle 4/4 rounds, 4 mags left
3)RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun 3/3 rounds, 2 mags left
4)T+T Cowboy Magnum 5/6 rounds, 4 clips left
5)Eardrum Blasting Vuvuzela
6)Rickroll BoomBox (Area of effect sound attack, earplugs provide immunity)
7)Default Gun 8/8 rounds (Unlimited ammo, still needs to reload, magazine size can be upgraded)
Cocaine
Flashlight
Hammer/Wrench/Printer/Bricks (Building tools)
$460Version 21 Postcard
Medkit
Kalph-Qaeida Buisness Card
Earplugs (Immunity to sound attacks)
Skills Untrained>Trained>Skilled>Proficent>Advanced>Professional>Expert>Master>God
[Firearms]Skilled Gunning people down.[Close Combat]Somewhat Untrained CQC. Things like punching or stabbing people.[Energy Weapons]Trained Disintegrating starfishs who doubt that you can form a single original thought in your mind.[Throwing]Untrained Throwing grenades, knives, first aid kits, etc[Explosives]Trained Blowing people up with rocket launchers to mini nukes.[Social Skills]Proficent Talking to people and not being antisocial. [Medic]Skilled Heal people more effectively.[Engineer]Skilled Mechanical stuff like sentry guns and RC car bombs. Oh, and repairing guns.
PerksGuardian Angel (Random ally that is randomly summoned when combat is engaged, carries a special
.454 Mystery Handcannon.
Healthy(+10 HP)
Last Chance (You are never instantly killed by most attacks. Running out of health will give you a second chance.)
Override Frequency
JewBot's Companion Perk (Certain robots stay neutral unless attacked or you get too close.)[/list]