Author Topic: Merasmus the Wizard  (Read 20073 times)

He does so, and because of this the economy struggles and you end up causing the downfall of civilization.

I want to be merasmus' friend

You become his special friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wish for bonus ducks

You only get ducks.

I want the sydney sleeper to dissapear

You get a million of them in your invetory.

I want non-bonus ducks

all of the ducks are mutated

I want nothing.

you get mustard

I wish for a stg44

You get an MP-44 ( Same thing, different name for Riddler reasons )

I want an SKS

You get a broken SKS

I want the jew to be kill

The orange juice can't be killed; it's not alive.

I wish for a spicy italian.

You get a horny Italian

I wish for that all private add-ons are now public!

Every add-on is now Private

I wish for a glass of milk

You get a glass of milk, delivered from a taiwanese hooker's tits

I wish for 36 flavor of tittier

You get a glass of milk, delivered from a taiwanese hooker's tits

I wish for 36 flavor of tittier

baskin robins discontinues two of the 36 flavors

I wish for an axe.

You get a chain saw.

I wish for Taco Bell.

You get McDonald's.

I want no school