Author Topic: There's a pig in my backyard (Read 4117 times)

Rigel · January 11, 2015, 11:01:07 AM

It kinda just wandered in there and my parents want to kill it. We can't use a gun because we're in a residential area. The knives that we do have aren't really that sharp. We're calling some help to see if we can capture and slaughter it, but we've already run out of bread that's been keeping it in our back yard.

wat do?

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joe411 · January 11, 2015, 11:01:24 AM

jack off

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · January 11, 2015, 11:01:33 AM

stick it in her pooper

lightbox · January 11, 2015, 11:02:08 AM

Feed it bacon

randomtroll39 · January 11, 2015, 11:02:33 AM

Quote from: lightbox on January 11, 2015, 11:02:08 AM

Feed it bacon

Lightbox confirmed cannibal

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · January 11, 2015, 11:10:19 AM

Quote from: lightbox on January 11, 2015, 11:02:08 AM

Feed it bacon

isnt that how mad cow disease started

Becquerel · January 11, 2015, 11:15:24 AM

Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on January 11, 2015, 11:10:19 AM

isnt that how mad cow disease started

kinda

also, why not let the pig live and be your new pet
dont pull a "The Simpsons Movie" though when you have a pig for a pet

BassCrossMegaman1 · January 11, 2015, 11:17:09 AM

Quote from: joe411 on January 11, 2015, 11:01:24 AM

jack off

Zack · January 11, 2015, 11:18:22 AM

Either find a safe (not knives) way of killing it, or call animal control. Either one works for the most part, but killing it and having someone that isn't a professional try and butcher it can result in nastiness if done improperly.

Becquerel · January 11, 2015, 11:19:24 AM

Quote from: Zack on January 11, 2015, 11:18:22 AM

Either find a safe (not knives) way of killing it, or call animal control. Either one works for the most part, but killing it and having someone that isn't a professional try and butcher it can result in nastiness if done improperly.

this
also, watch out for maggots and tapeworms

Deve · January 11, 2015, 11:19:45 AM

throw it in the water because wind waker

Rigel · January 11, 2015, 11:22:03 AM

My mom's cooked fresh pig before, so the cooking is not something to worry about. The fact that we tried cornering it and it got away but still on our property not trusting is is what I'm worried about.

I'm also filming it.

Outpacte · January 11, 2015, 11:26:32 AM

feed it some sleeping pills and throw it to your neihbor, sure they would love a BBQ :)

Also where the forget did a pig come from a residential area?

Zack · January 11, 2015, 11:26:44 AM

Quote from: Rigel on January 11, 2015, 11:22:03 AM

I'm also filming it.

Dumb question, any chance you'll be able to upload bits of it? Kinda curious what kind of pig it is.

Rigel · January 11, 2015, 11:37:15 AM

Quote from: Zack on January 11, 2015, 11:26:44 AM

Dumb question, any chance you'll be able to upload bits of it? Kinda curious what kind of pig it is.

Pot Belly. Hopefully it'll go into my belly. I'll be uploading the whole film to youtube when the ordeal's over. I really hope we catch it because we have nothing but pancakes and cereal that we could eat for lunch.

My mom's able to pet the pig if she has food in her hand, but not when she has food AND a lasso. This is going to take a while.