There's a pig in my backyard

[Maxwell.]

leave

jack off and then leave

[Ad Bot]

[Destroyer]

It kinda just wandered in there and my parents want to kill it. We can't use a gun because we're in a residential area. The knives that we do have aren't really that sharp. We're calling some help to see if we can capture and slaughter it, but we've already run out of bread that's been keeping it in our back yard.

I'm just picturing your neighbors glancing out the window as you guys slit a random pigs throat and drag it into your house.

[TrollBoat]

jack off and then leave

jack off and leave and then jack off

[Tokerovin]

make a ghetto silencer out of a 2L soda bottle, attach to firearm, kill piggy, make bacon.

[Oasis]

make a ghetto silencer out of a 2L soda bottle, attach to firearm, kill piggy, make bacon.

Still would be loud as stuff.

[Rigel]

make a ghetto silencer out of a 2L soda bottle, attach to firearm, kill piggy, make bacon.

Would that still work with a snub-nose?

I'm just picturing your neighbors glancing out the window as you guys slit a random pigs throat and drag it into your house.

The two houses next to me are empty, the rest of my neighbor's view is blocked by a bunch of trees.

[Gumba Jonny]

Would that still work with a snub-nose?

No because hot gas escapes from the gap between the revolver's cylinder and barrel, which causes a big bang.

[Rigel]

No because hot gas escapes from the gap between the revolver's cylinder and barrel, which causes a big bang.

So no ghetto silencer for me. That sucks.

[sorrel]

people can have pet pigs
maybe it was someones and it escaped?
i would highly suggest calling animal control because how forgeted up would it be to kill someones pet

[Zack]

No because hot gas escapes from the gap between the revolver's cylinder and barrel, which causes a big bang.

SO THATS HOW THE UNIVERSE WAS MADE

IT WAS GUNS!

[F3d323]

call animal control why the forget do you want to eat a pig that you found those forgeters are expensive

[Tokerovin]

oh a revolver forget.

Do you think you could fashion a recurve bow and some arrows? or you could run it over with a car.

[c]

im the pig

[Filipe]

"A wild pig appears, must kill!"

Not nice bro, not nice, the poor thing might be lost and it might have an owner, now I'll be afraid if my dog ever gets in to your backyard.

[WaterOre]

Lure it and befriend it with carrots and the like

Saddle it and ride off into the sunset