PUKE STORIES - the vom bomb

[XR-7]

And to this day forth I no longer eat mc Donald's for the burger I had that night gave me the stomach flu

A burger won't give you the stomach flu unless the handler was contagious and not taking precautions. It was likely food poisoning, stomach flu from another source, or something completely unrelated.

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[[Na Pulse]]

I dislocated my jaw when puking one night. i couldn't go to school and for about a few days i wasn't able to really talk, had to force my mouth back into position.

[Taxidermy]

When I was a little kid I went into my Mum's room late at night to say I wasn't feeling well
then immediately puked all over her and the bed

[Maxxi]

circa 2006, 4 yeers olde
eat huge steak and drink mcflurry
go to bed
wake up feeling like someone is gouging the inside of my stomach with a loving SPOON
go to mother immediately
feel the rumbling
IT RUMBLES
ITS RUMBLING HARDER
this feels the same way as spaghetti noodles blasting out of my mouth
THE SPAGHETTI FEEL IS RUMBLING
i speak out 3 words.
"I dont feel-"
IMMEDIATELY I FEEL A RUSHING MOTION, A WATER FALL OF PUKE SPRAYS FROM MY STOMACH
THIS RUMBLING KEEPS COMING
ARE YOU READY FOR THE JUNGLE MOTHERforgetER
i keep puking, my mothers bed is now half covered in LIGHT BROWN stuff LOOKING VOMIT
I say another word.
"good."

[DerpDerp]

I think this was like 9-8 years ago I supposed

Kindergarten
I drank some water in the class room from a water fountain
it was time to go home
was looking for my bus in the bus lane
threw up
Never threw up again.

[Bacon Pancakes]

i was ill and was sick

[Ragequit]

THE REVENGEANCE

[ThatRandomGuy]

I woke up and saw a "Blockheads against humanity" thread and I was playing it but When I woke up I was violently puking so I was laughing and eating poptarts all while vomiting occasionally

[WaffleCake]

i have a rather interesting story
i think i was like 10 or something i dunno
it was one morning on the weekend and it went on as normal until after i ate breakfast. i had the stomach bug and i didn't know it, and we were going to the store too. i started to get a stomachache but i just ignored it for whatever reason, and we just went to the store. i puked in my mouth a little bit while we were driving but i was able to keep breakfast down... for a little while. we got to the store and i think my stomachache got worse until i had that terrible nauseous feeling come upon me. that's when the terrible stuff happened, i was standing next to my mom and i started projectile vomiting everywhere, and we were trying to run to the public restroom at the same time. oh my god i got vomit all over the aisle, on my clothes, on my mom's sleeve... it was disgusting. i then shamefully walked out with my puke-covered clothes in a bag and we went home.

i was then sick for the rest of the week and didn't go to school because of that.

[Bin]

When I was around the age of 4 I never had the chance to get my own room so I had to sleep in a bed seperate from my parents bed in their room.
I went to a steakhouse and ate a steak, and we stopped at a mcdonalds to get a shake or something
so i drank the shake, went home, and in the middle of the night
(they werent on their bed they were downstairs)
i woke up to me puking on their bed and completely covering it in brown vomit
we threw away the mattress 8 years later due to the puke stain that covered about 3/4's of the bed and because they got a new bed

[Niff]

once I ate some mac and cheese, was gross, felt like stuff, started to get those signs of feeling sick, then BAM throw-up all inside of the garbage can

[bestguy22]

We were at an amusement park eating lunch, when my brother, about 5 at the time, starts coughing and begging for water. Assuming he is choking, my mom throws him water, and he gulps the whole bottle and then projectile vomits all the way down the cafeteria style table and on everyone's food.

[SetGaming]

circa 2006, 4 yeers olde
eat huge steak and drink mcflurry
go to bed
wake up feeling like someone is gouging the inside of my stomach with a loving SPOON
go to mother immediately
feel the rumbling
IT RUMBLES
ITS RUMBLING HARDER
this feels the same way as spaghetti noodles blasting out of my mouth
THE SPAGHETTI FEEL IS RUMBLING
i speak out 3 words.
"I dont feel-"
IMMEDIATELY I FEEL A RUSHING MOTION, A WATER FALL OF PUKE SPRAYS FROM MY STOMACH
THIS RUMBLING KEEPS COMING
ARE YOU READY FOR THE JUNGLE MOTHERforgetER
i keep puking, my mothers bed is now half covered in LIGHT BROWN stuff LOOKING VOMIT
I say another word.
"good."

maxxi: age 13

god I hate it when you accidentally puke all over other people's stuff

[SailorMan]

Once I shat and threw up at the same time. It was so awesome

[TheABELBOTO]

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