what the forget is metal gear solid

[ZombiLoin]

It's TEA

Tactical
Espionage
Action

metal gear solid is definitely not tactical, the amount of actual spy work you do is minimal. action is the only part i agree on.

can we just cut the crap and call it a stealth game instead of some contrived bullstuff marketing genre? okay, i'll meet you half-way and call it stealth-action.

besides, earl grey is better anyways

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[Flamecannon]

then again big boss has a magical helicopter that can get people a man who controls electricity and sometimes big boss could wear bright pink camo and would run around with an alligator head hiding in boxes and having dracula nightmares talking to sigint about tanks with legs made out of stuff and---

i agree gameplay wise camo indez is the most important thing although i like to think that in the more later mgs they don't have that function because they are so high tech we dun need 2 care bout sneaky anymore because nanomachine make us sneaky

i find that the boss herself is the only character who has her chest kinda exposed without it being loveual i mean look at the scar jack look at the scar

tactical sounds cool too who cares
makes sense for metal gear acid at least
you know what zombi let's play a revolver game right here right now

[ZombiLoin]

metal gear solid is just a box of contradictions. you have all this realism research like major zero talking about the Cold War and loving HALO jump mechanics for 8 minutes then you have that.

making a character that has basic characteristics contrary to both series convention and gameplay mechanics is bad. there's really no other way to cut it. unless she can turn herself invisible or some stuff she's a crappy gameplay character, and unless she gets some actual decent loving character development she's a crappy plot character too. she's also stuff at being a love symbol too. hot busty white chicks in skimpy clothing with guns just don't get people's willys wet nowadays.

[ZombiLoin]

brb let me get three colt single action army revolvers and juggle them like a dumbass.

also mgs v is in the forgetin 80's man. ain't no time for that nano machines stuff.

[Camel]

unless she can turn herself invisible or some stuff she's a crappy gameplay character

pretty sure that's her one superpower

[ZombiLoin]

>metal gear acid
>an actual, canon metal gear solid game
>solid isn't even in the title

[Flamecannon]

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metal gear solid is great

[Jubel]

pretty sure that's her one superpower

You're right about that.

And honestly, since that is her superpower, the more bare skin the better, because I would hate to have the ability to go invisible irl, because all that would be left was a huge baggy sweater and jeans.

The headless computer user. Spoopy.

[ZombiLoin]

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metal gear solid 1-3, mayb peace walker is great

[ZombiLoin]

You're right about that.

And honestly, since that is her superpower, the more bare skin the better, because I would hate to have the ability to go invisible irl, because all that would be left was a huge baggy sweater and jeans.

The headless computer user. Spoopy.

it's almost like her clothes disappear when she goes invisible and it's almost like you didn't watch the video!

i'm reasonably sure at one point or another she's going to lose her powers (like almost every other anime) and really wish she had some loving camo on.

unless her kryptonites are multicam cargo shorts she's still a stuff character.

[blazerblock2]

a half naked girl concerns you? the blind sniper with psychic abilities didnt brother you?
the robot ninja didnt bother you? the flying ghost marine didnt bother you?...

like seriously what the hell is going on in this series??? i thought it was a tactical espionage shooter, what the forget man?  is anyone else disturbed by the absolute ridiculousness of the story?

maybe you missed that part?

[Ninja Decoy]

MGS has always been silly, that's why i love it.

Its also one of very few stealth games i can tolerate.

Also i didnt know "The Phantom Pain" was set in the 80's. It will be nice to play as Big Boss again, though its a shame you wont be able to eat snakes in this game.

[blazerblock2]

MGS has always been silly, that's why i love it.

Its also one of very few stealth games i can tolerate.

Also i didnt know "The Phantom Pain" was set in the 80's. It will be nice to play as Big Boss again, though its a shame you wont be able to eat snakes in this game.

it's set in the cold war era, i think?  that's when diamond dogs existed.  iirc it's around the same time as the original metal gear game.

[Kochieboy]

"I love reloading during a battle"

this is now a revolver ocelot thread

[Blockchip]

To be fair you're linking to a guy who is pretty well known to not only to be satire but also hates 90% of all games.

Ftfy