ABS FIESTA REDUX

[Tayasaurus]

"Don't get too loving close. They might have AA down there in the confusion."

I fire an AGM at a ground target

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[Qwepir]

I allign with the highway and just let it loving rip.
I fire my AC-5 and shoot off 3 AGMs.
"Rifle, Rifle, Rifle."

The burst of cannonfire knocks out an MRAP. Lacking targets, the AGMs just sail off in different directions. One of them hits a tank, another a lamppost, and the last impacts in the desert.
: [Aesthian planes! Open fire!]

You are then pelted with anti-air fire.

I fiddle with Artemis for a bit before locking on to four tanks and firing two AGMs and dropping the two guided bombs.

The AGMs both knock out the tanks they were shot at. The bombs do so much more, blowing massive craters in the highway and taking out far more than just their two targets. Multi-ton war machines are tossed about like a child's playthings as two massive craters are blown into the highway. The portion of the convoy behind the bombs has to slow down to go around the now-impassable terrain ahead.

"Don't get too loving close. They might have AA down there in the confusion."
I fire an AGM at a ground target

The target is taken out, as is a nearby light utility vehicle.

[Juncoph]

The burst of cannonfire knocks out a Lacking targets, the AGMs

gib fix

[Qwepir]

i feex

[Gojira]

"Woohoo! Good effect on target."
I fire off the two remaining AGMS at two more tanks and the two JSMs at AA guns, keeping my altitude as well as I can to avoid AA fire, then head to the AWACS for the largest UGBs and AGMs I can fit on my plane, as well as another two JSMs.

[blockguy™]

I double back and fire my last AGM.

[Tayasaurus]

I target an Anti Aircraft vehicle and fire another AGM

[Qwepir]

I fire off the two remaining AGMS at two more tanks and the two JSMs at AA guns, keeping my altitude as well as I can to avoid AA fire, then head to the AWACS for the largest UGBs and AGMs I can fit on my plane, as well as another two JSMs.

The tanks and AA guns don't stand a chance. However, you pick up a SAM lock, and on the way back to the AWACS a missile is fired at you.

I double back and fire my last AGM.

Again lacking a target, the AGM sails ineffectually into the desert.

I target an Anti Aircraft vehicle and fire another AGM

You destroy the SAM launcher that targeted Hawkeye. The missile is still in flight however.



: You guys call that an airstrike? Stand back, losers, I'll show you how it's done!

The Raiden pilot swoops down onto the convoy and opens fire with a pair of PPCs, popping a handful of Zit vehicles like... well, zits, and getting a face full of flak for her trouble.
: Dammit, get back here! There's still AA emplacements down there!
: Tch. You're all a bunch of wimps. That AA couldn't target us all, you know. Might as well charge them altogether.

The rest of the Kintharian flight stays at a safer distance and bombards the convoy with their multi-missile pods.

[Gojira]

I drop chaff and try to evade the missile.

[Qwepir]

The missile sees through the chaff and continues to chase you.

[Gojira]

I drop more chaff and some flares and try to turn as hard as I can without blacking out.

[Mr. Hurricane]

What the forget is up with her eyes.

[Qwepir]

Augmetics. Burnscars had one too.
They were xxxxkill's idea, not mine. Raiden are his characters.

[Tayasaurus]

I target another AA emplacement with another AGM and plethora of AC5 fire

[Qwepir]

I drop more chaff and some flares and try to turn as hard as I can without blacking out.

That sends the missile off-target.

I target another AA emplacement with another AGM and plethora of AC5 fire

It gets blown the hell up.