[NEWS] Local Man Makes Up Story On Internet

[TrollBoat]

i'm really not surprised

[Ad Bot]

[Tenshi]

hopefully you'll be a more pleasant individual after this experience

also
try to stay away from drinking on an empty stomach
and who the hell in their right mind drinks an entire fifth of vodka

moderation dear boy, moderation

but kicking the habit is preferable, start smoking dat weed

[Freek]

what a happy spirit c:

[Bomberguy]

Holy crap
Im honestly surprised you survived after what I read

Vodka results : never do this again

[BubbaGum]

Bro congrats
Sobriety was the best thing to happen to me in my life.
Good luck, Im here for support if you need it

[Cortunix³]

get help dude and get better.

[Blockzillahead]

So this teach u a valuable lesson not to abuse the gift of life?

[$trinick]

So long story short, earlier today I drank an entire bottle of vodka. Some of you might not think that's a bad thing at first until I tell you that I've had nothing to eat or drink today, besides the vodka, and I weigh 120lbs at 5'8". I think there was more alcohol in my system than there was blood.

Heheheheh. You got alcohol poisoning from a fifth of vodka. Once, I played a game that I named "Shot, Call, Dab" in which I would take a shot of vodka, call neonfallout for help, then take a dab of marijuana wax. Twerky witnessed the whole thing on Skype.

I drank almost an entire handle; I got to about 25 rounds of shot-call-dab before neonfallout picked up. Woke up feeling great, no alcohol poisoning.

[BluetoothBoy]

One more reason I never plan on consuming alcohol...

[Nonnel]

One more reason I never plan on consuming alcohol...

Because you'll accidentally drink a whole bottle of vodka?

[Clone v.117]

I've downed a whole bottle of vodka, no more than a stuffty hangover the next day.
Different circumstances I spose.

[nickpb1]

Heheheheh. You got alcohol poisoning from a fifth of vodka. Once, I played a game that I named "Shot, Call, Dab" in which I would take a shot of vodka, call neonfallout for help, then take a dab of marijuana wax. Twerky witnessed the whole thing on Skype.

I drank almost an entire handle; I got to about 25 rounds of shot-call-dab before neonfallout picked up. Woke up feeling great, no alcohol poisoning.

He only drank that much cause he was mad I left the skype call. SPITFUL forget

holy forget and i thought i had it bad when i was on the verge of puking when i smoked cannabis on an empty stomach

Lmao what the forget. Like I'm sorry to call you a pusillanimous individual but dude lmfao

Alcohol sucks, smoke weed

[Folie à Deux]

Lmao what the forget. Like I'm sorry to call you a pusillanimous individual but dude lmfao

I have really strong stuff, dude.

[c]

winners dont use drugs

you guys suck

im cool

and you guys arent

B)
also change thread title to "survived alcohol poisoning yesterday"

[Camel]

winners dont use drugs

you guys suck

im cool

and you guys arent

B)
also change thread title to "survived alcohol poisoning yesterday"

what a doooork