[NEWS] Local Man Makes Up Story On Internet

[McJob]

forgetin' hell dude. I though that the vodka pic was just a joke. I mean, I would drink a fair bit of that bottle, but downing the holy loving thing at race car pace?

I'm half tempted to call you a legend for trying it, but I think we both know that given what happen, that's probably the worst thing to do right now...

At least you're alive, so that's good news :) It doesn't really help me with my drinking habits (I'm young, stupid and under a lot of stress), but I'm sure people out there will take this to heart and drink responsibly.

Take the next few days easy my man.

[Ad Bot]

[Renderman In A Bowl]

and you thought this was a great idea?

[BluetoothBoy]

Because you'll accidentally drink a whole bottle of vodka?

...no.

[BubbaGum]

Heheheheh. You got alcohol poisoning from a fifth of vodka. Once, I played a game that I named "Shot, Call, Dab" in which I would take a shot of vodka, call neonfallout for help, then take a dab of marijuana wax. Twerky witnessed the whole thing on Skype.

I drank almost an entire handle; I got to about 25 rounds of shot-call-dab before neonfallout picked up. Woke up feeling great, no alcohol poisoning.

wow congrats on reaching a whole other level of insensitive starfish

[Folie à Deux]

wow congrats on reaching a whole other level of insensitive starfish

I was afraid of replying to his post because no one else did but yeah it really was tough to read. Laughing at someone going to hospital is never right.

[shamester]

Full support. Glad you pulled through.

I hope you can get some sort of help on breaking your addiction, because alcohol is nothing to mess around with.

[pefu19]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/

stop it right now
your life has changed, an addiction to alcohol can never be cured
you can go 1, 2, 10 years w/o alcohol, but after that if you touch anything that has alcohol in it it all comes back
the withdrawal symptoms, the "i can control myself" etc
then you get super drunk and notice that youre a failure and try to change it again
its a vicious cycle

[nickpb1]

wow congrats on reaching a whole other level of insensitive starfish

LMFAO IM WEAK

I have really strong stuff, dude.

Lol so do I but I've never almost thrown up from smoking or consuming weed of any kind. forget ive eaten 7 snickeldoddle edibles in one night with2-3 grams each lmao
I couldn't feel my body for 2 days but it was heaven lol

[Folie à Deux]

LMFAO IM WEAK

 Lol so do I but I've never almost thrown up from smoking or consuming weed of any kind. forget ive eaten 7 snickeldoddle edibles in one night with2-3 grams each lmao
I couldn't feel my body for 2 days but it was heaven lol

thats great dude

[nickpb1]

thats great dude

no it's not. I have a serious addiction to weed how is that great?
Rude

[Tenshi]

wow congrats on reaching a whole other level of insensitive starfish

You expected anything else?

[TomTheGeek²]

i drank 5 stuff beers and 4 shots of vodka in one hour and i haven't drank since that day.

i barely remember throwing up and whatever i did between me being drunk as forget and passed out.

good on you man, for me i'm not even at the age for drinking, but i'd like to enjoy a drink or two once in awhile, but nothing on the level you did or i did a few months ago.

[Pie Crust]

Keep in mind that he didn't eat anything as well. Fat will delay a bit the alcohol-to-blood pass and he chugged an entire bottle in one run making the alcoholic effects quicker and stronger.

[$trinick]

wow congrats on reaching a whole other level of insensitive starfish

Sorry I wasn't sensitive about this guy's unnaturally weak tolerance for alcohol.

[Folie à Deux]

Sorry I wasn't sensitive about this guy's unnaturally weak tolerance for alcohol.

Please go home, dude.