Author Topic: Do you believe in reincarnation?  (Read 3141 times)

Keep an eye on your karma or else you'll be reincarnated as a banana slug

Probably sucks to be born as a pig afterwards.

the cycle continues until you are free



That white light people say they see when they die is your new mother's uterus.

explain eggs.
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it's certainly nicer than believing someone is completely gone and rotting in the ground, never to return in the future

explain eggs.

The tunnel to the light is the fallopian tubes. You are the egg. But you get shot by an arrow when you enter the uterus and begin expanding in size.

No

I believe it just fades to black and stays that way. We are all just entertaining ourselves as a time between birth and death. Life is just an obstacle in the way of our bodies fermenting the ground and giving birth to new life. A continuos cycle until the life that has been created withers itself out or suffers the wrath of a solar phenomenon .
that's so deep you found the edges of the earth

Yes and that white light everyone talks about is the exit of your new mom's uterus. Basically, when a baby is about to be born, it asks the Matrix for any player-less clients and, when it finds one, it immidiately assigns the baby to the client.
wait what no

Babies are conscious and can do their own things while in the womb, they don't magically spring to life as they exit the uterus.

The Matrix makes them move randomly so us humans think that it's conscious.

wait what no

Babies are conscious and can do their own things while in the womb, they don't magically spring to life as they exit the uterus.
You could ask my sisters child about what it was like in her womb and she remembered, Spooky.

The Matrix makes them move randomly so us humans think that it's conscious.
You've more than proved that you're a dumbass, move along.

Tell a group of people that an invisible man created the world in six days and is currently watching us and they believe you. Joke about a movie and you're the world's biggest dumbass. Ok, got it.

You could ask my sisters child about what it was like in her womb and she remembered, Spooky.
I hope they left a good review on TripAdvisor.

I hope they left a good review on TripAdvisor.
i know i did
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If I designed a universe, here's how I would handle death:

You can float around and observe the physical world, but you cannot interact with it or other ghosts in any way possible.
Unless, you choose to become the consciousness of a new life form.
However, you would lose your memories in the process.
So it is everlasting consciousness versus being reborn, both of which have their drawbacks.

On a real note, I do not believe in reincarnation.
However, I take comfort knowing that my atoms and accomplishments will live on.

I changed my mind. I will reincarnate instead as a red panda.


Probably sucks to be born as a pig afterwards.
"aww forget pig again? I really wanted to be a cat this time!"