Bad translator

[BassCrossMegaman1]

Original text:

"Okay, you know what, how about I just nuke your whole country?"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Just came across the country."

[Ad Bot]

[AtlasBlue]

Original text:

"Rolling around at the speed of terrible physics."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It happened very quickly throughout the body."



Original text:

"Blockland: That game where you build stuff."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Blockland-this is a game where you can create things."



Original text:

"WHY MUST YOU WASTE MY TIME WITH THESE SHENANIGANS?!?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Why should I waste my time on it?"

[SpongeCraft1212]

Original text:

"I visited a city once, how hard can this be? [Cities: Skylines]" (source)

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I visited a town a time, as hard tin, that this, is? [the town: The horizons]"  (fixed)
Original text:

"A lot has happened in these five years, an entire community has been born, a lot of fun was had, Tower has evolved constantly, and dozens of donations have been made." (source)

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"If very arrived in these five years, an entire company there was born, came be many supports, the definite tower the and the dozens of contributions cause was had has develops him. "

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"My collection so far. Was able to snag a pre-order for Toad and Golden Mario today too."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"One time I bought more gold today, because of Mario."

[WaffleCake]

Original text:

"tom nook is a piece of stuff who steals all of your money, and then he uses it to magnify his ballsacks"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Share this event, who want to increase the stolen money, it's all in this part of america."

[Bomb Kirby]

Original text:

"Four will become two, Lion and Tiger will meet in battle, and blood will rule the forest."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Four lions, the tigers, war, the law of the jungle."
Original text:

"thanks to the bad translator I now know the jungle has laws what kind of corrupt democracy is this"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Thank you,this is not a campaign, it's the Republic of macedonia by the law of the jungle, I know it now."

[Velateen]

[Malin Prosper]

Original text:

"mushy baby syndrome"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It must be a syndrome in children"
Original text:

"I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise. I prayed to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. My dad hears me and calls me an anime loving masturbating cow. I call him a richard loving snakehead."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I was nine years old. For this reason, I like Shrek, all the necessary goods. Every night I pray to Shrek, and I thank him for my life happy, and my father himself.)))) favorite anime is called procrastination, beef is not so, as I called snakehead ass."

[Georges]

"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The children, of Rohan, my brothers and sisters. I saw the fear in the eyes of the spirit.from the heart. Our friends across the government, at the end of the year, when the value of a thing to explain, but it is not so. "

[Blockchip]

"You get the bad translator"

 ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"It's not so bad. "

I'm telling you guys, it's sentient

[XR-7]

Go punch yourself in the mouth.

22 later...

Let's go put it in his mouth.

Hmm....

[NML Cygni]

Original text:

"I've unboxed 2 unusuals throughout my TF2 career. I've been in the game for 2 years."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Team fortress 2,2 possibility of uranium in the box this is not the case, I don't think this game 2 years ago."

i died.

[Refticus]

THE ENTIRE NAVY SEALS COPYPASTA, 22 TRANSLATIONS USING YANDEX;
What the hell did you just say about me, we have a problem. I know, because I have the best team in the seal, I've been involved in many secret invasion, al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I learned that the Gorilla war, and I am the best sniper of the U. s. Army. You can, but not only that, also. I rented it and was not in America Ted...nice, very nice, however, if the relationship with him.
You think you can stop me on the Internet, I think the dog, the child, when we talk, please get in touch with me, hidden spy camera in the network of the United Nations, this machine.
So, to better prepare for the storm, brown. Storm can destroy the evil that you have called life, and I'm already dead, and in that place, at any time, and may have killed more than seven hundred, Germany I'm not a big program of melee combat,
but I have an arsenal of the UNITED states Navy, the united States, and I have it in the ass, pain in the face to the peninsula, hell, if I  don't know what happened, there are some very intelligent posts, perhaps the language.
But, not, not, not, not, not, now you have to pay for this, it's stupid, I'm angry If he fails, beautiful body.

[SetGaming]

"and from then on, shrek descended from the heavens"

to (43)

"One of the participants, the house is clean."

[Alyx Vance]

"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just loving hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My life has been nothing but cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"My name is not important, what is important is that I love this house, larvae body, my life, unfortunately it always hurt like I wanted to die."

The man just wanted to keep his house :c