Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]

[TristanLuigi]

that doesn't explain why they lace themselves

because it's the future, obviously
duh

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

no. I am the future and I do not lace myself. Tge shoes does. why

[SteveJenkins]

because its easier than doing it yourself :)

[Maxwell.]

here is richard hammond to tell us the answer.

: Shoes have been a great success in human history, from the beggining of time to spitfire pilots using them over Britain in 1941. The ford mustang GT was renowned for being a gay car. However, when put up against a eurofighter typhoon, one of Europe's most advanced machines ever, it managed to out turn it. Now, as we can see the shoe ties itself by injecting enough liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen to create something of that in a rocket engine, causing the laces to go wild. This in turn ties them and wallah!

You have footwear.

[TristanLuigi]

works for me

[Zer0-Senpai]

Canada gathers it's troops and war bears and zamboni tanks and invades Greenland

[Nonnel]

Canada gathers it's troops and war bears and zamboni tanks and invades Greenland

Greenland is a Danish territory and part of NATO. Are you sure?

[Zer0-Senpai]

Greenland is a Danish territory and part of NATO. Are you sure?

because NATO has so much power

[Maxwell.]

because NATO has so much power

yes we do as a matter of fact

The western arabic alliance is not needed to help, but if they wish to accelerate the collapse of maple jesus then be my guest

[Operator¹]

I'll send NATO some assistance since all of Denmark's territories are cool peeps

[TristanLuigi]

The NSSR remains neutral on the matter but urges others to not attack other GSTO members for Canada's actions

[Zer0-Senpai]

:(
Since nato is deciding to be a roosternozzle about one of the world stuffholes were just going to go straight for Iceland and the UK

[Zer0-Senpai]

Also the ip and gsto have a nonaggression treaty so unless you really want to break that I suggest not intervening

[Maxwell.]

iceland is norway/scandinavian isnt it

turkey sends ships to protect the united kingdom:
1 aircraft carrier with turksh built fighter jets
5 cruisers with ICBMs and cruiser missiles
5 submarines with ICBMs and torcreeps

[Doughboy]

the UK guarantees the independence of iceland
we have a nonagression pact with GSTO, as well, canada, go away.
the royal navy is mobilized for any sort of assault

go away mountie