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UNITED NATIONS: Return former-US territory to the USA.

Yay
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Author Topic: Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]  (Read 353741 times)


YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE

londonistan says hello



AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT
DECEPTICON(S) MUST DIE



BURN THE WRITEUP


THE NSSR RUNS OUT OF stuffpostium

hey vietnam, peace treaty?

vietnam throws a handful of rice at nssr
"no"

the NSSR finds some emergy reserves of stuffPOSTIUM

AIRPLANES DUMP THOUSANDS OF LITERS OF VODKA OVER THE CHINGDONGS

thanks nerds now you've given us your strength potions

THE GLASS CUT YOU APART AND BURNED YOUR WOUNDS WITH THE FURIOUS BURN OF VODKA
THOSE WHO SURVIVED WERE DROWNED TO DEATH
ONLY THE RUSSIAN MASTER RACE HAS THE METABOLISM FOR VODKA WITHOUT SPONTANEOUS DEATH

little do you know...
THE OLD YOU TRAINED US IN YOUR WAYS
VIETNAMP STRONK

HAH
WE ONLY GAVE YOU FAKE WATER VODKA
REAL RUSSIANS DRINK 109% ALCOHOL

WE FUEL MORE PLANES WITH MORE VODKA
IN FACT IT IS 150% ALCOHOL, 120% JET FUEL, 30% PLUTONIUM, 70% OTHER VODKA STUFF, 20% POLAR BEAR BLOOD, and 10% MAPLE SYRUP
WE DRINK THIS STUFF BY THE BARREL
« Last Edit: May 21, 2015, 01:29:07 AM by TristanLuigi »

HAH
WE ONLY GAVE YOU FAKE WATER VODKA
REAL RUSSIANS DRINK 109% ALCOHOL

WE FUEL MORE PLANES WITH MORE VODKA
IN FACT IT IS 150% ALCOHOL, 120% JET FUEL, 30% PLUTONIUM, 70% OTHER VODKA STUFF, 20% POLAR BEAR BLOOD, and 10% MAPLE SYRUP
WE DRINK THIS STUFF BY THE BARREL

DONT FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU EAT SOLID loving TESTOSTERONE FOR ALL 5 MEALS A DAY, EACH WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF KICKASS.

oh yeah friend
over here we drink tiger blood
by default, i am winning

POLAR BEARS BEAT TIGERS ANY DAY
AND OURS ARE FED WITH TESTOSTERONE AND HYDRATED WITH JET FUEL

edit: it should be noted that was a high mortality rate, but the polar bears quickly evolved to deal with it and also be more kickass
« Last Edit: May 21, 2015, 01:39:57 AM by TristanLuigi »

mandatory searches of people going through the chunnel begins

germany questions britain of supplying the resistance

also 5555TH POST
the uk denies any and all involvement