HAH
WE ONLY GAVE YOU FAKE WATER VODKA
REAL RUSSIANS DRINK 109% ALCOHOL
WE FUEL MORE PLANES WITH MORE VODKA
IN FACT IT IS 150% ALCOHOL, 120% JET FUEL, 30% PLUTONIUM, 70% OTHER VODKA STUFF, 20% POLAR BEAR BLOOD, and 10% MAPLE SYRUP
WE DRINK THIS STUFF BY THE BARREL