cigarettejit breaks his neck.
squartleturtle enters the ring
cigarettejit drop kicks the guards coming to collect him and punches squartle the forget out
cigarettejit joins the side of the spiders and rides one into battle against the australians, he gives a speech:"they never won against the emus, and they are gayer than us!"cigarettejit turns red, he isn't a turk, he is J.
J. is unaffected and flies back to turkey