a tear(as in a opening of the skin, not a crying tear) in my butt

[ABlockOfCheese]

u tell him cheese guy
but really tho see a doctor about ur butt. blood's not supposed to come outta there

if it gets worse then I will but recently it's been less painful and less bloody (even though at peak bleeding it was like almost no blood anyway)

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[Oasis]

why do you even care?  Your immediate and open hostility towards me shows that you are in some way angered by my making of this thread, yet you try and give advice as if you are worried or something. This topic was meant as humor and has clearly been very entertaining until you showed up and started screaming at me to see a doctor.  That attitude isn't going to make me want to take your advice any more than I would if you had been respectful about it so I don't really see a point in you continuing your hostile method of giving advice.

Please good sir, go see a doctor before you perish from the most gruesome fate of sepsis. I beg most kindly of you.

[Comatose]

True, however he hasn't and apparently doesn't intend to see a doctor. So for some reason I've decided to tell him to.

An brown town fissure isn't a super loving uncommon thing. It's not cancer, or something. It's just a tear in his brown town tissue. You act as if he needs to consult to clarify if he is in fact bleeding.

Jesus Christ, you need to grow the forget up.

[ABlockOfCheese]

Please good sir, go see a doctor before you perish from the most gruesome fate of sepsis. I beg most kindly of you.

much better, thank you kindly

[Oasis]

much better, thank you kindly

No problem. I apologize for my past transgressions upon your person, and hope you might forgive me.

Jesus Christ, you need to grow the forget up.

Rightey'o, I'll proceed to continue to gain mass and stature as I age, as you have requested. Anything else, good sir?

[ABlockOfCheese]

No problem. I apologize for my past transgressions upon your person, and hope you might forgive me.

your sins are forgivenn

[SWAT One]

That's pretty metal.

[ABlockOfCheese]

That's pretty metal.

thanks bro

[SWAT One]

thanks bro

No, to OP, m8.

[IkeTheGeneric]

This topic was meant as humor

so this isn't real and you didn't actually get brown town fissure?

[Ragequit]

No, to OP, m8.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

No, to OP, m8.

Tyvm

[TheScout]

"oh, this is hilarious, who wrote this down: brown town fissures?"
"that's a real thing"
"yeah, but noone here has it"



"somebody here has it"

[Refticus]

webmd says you have ebola, sorry.

[General]

Unless ur stuff cointains blood yes u can assume your bumhole is just fissurasured