190.195.5.131
welcome to the greatest thing life will see in the universe motherforgeter
Quotes
"build stuff and survive"- TeeOS
"brown town never felt so good"- SquartleTurtle (our hero)
"this server made me manpregnant" - F3D323
Summary (This isnt a loving book report, kiddo.)
The server has no protection plugins or anything, its just pure vanilla. This means that we trust in everybody to keep the server a place for everyone to enjoy. In the case that you see someone griefing, stealing or spawnkilling, please be sure to report them here with proof so ops can take action. There are also game nights that we call "Game Nights". If an op is on and decides to host one, someone will be chosen to prepare something to entertain the whole server. Be creative, make a game, a rollercoaster or anything you can think of! If the people believe your game was good, you'll get a prize from the op. If the server believes your game was not good, you'll be caged and people will be able to throw snowballs at you for the rest of the night.
Pros & Cons
Pros:
1. hardcore CIA ladies stuffting in the background
2. a big fat rooster slap in the face if you ever reach enlightenment
3. a better admin staff than nals cumguzzling circlejerk
4. we hold the biggest black slave auction in the loving galaxy
5. kung fu power loving
Cons:
1. the moonman mcdonalds animatronic comes by and steals our black men
2. the argentinian bandwidth f3d has
3. sometimes you can see joe from blues clues angrily jacking off
4. our water is filled with semen
NOW JOIN YOU loving LOSER
Note: (Your items will be cleared after you finish your build. An admin will always be watching you while you build. These measures are taken to prevent cheating and safe love.)
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