God damn I wasn't even trying to go there.
OT: Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Dragon Ball Z level fight.
Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Tank Fight.
use your thinkpower to imagine an imaginary tri-barrelled homing nuclear-warheaded bazooka
better if this tbh.
ftfy
You attempt to summon your Good Conscience, but he's too busy being used as a slave by the Space Gods to help you! You instead summon an imaginary Tri-Barrelled Mini-ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L). Can't hurt real people, but your conscience doesn't qualify as "real" exactly.
Protagonist fires a Tri-Barrelled Mini-ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) at Evil Conscience!
Evil Conscience imagines a forcefield and places himself inside it!
Evil Conscience summons an imaginary nuclear-missile launching tank with LEGS and gets in it!
Evil Conscience(Vehicle: Nuclear Missile Tank) armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!

10:20 AM
WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK
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$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED
Somethin' Weird..... In the neighborhood..... Who ya gonna call?