Poll

Poll is finished. Quest to Save Kompressor will be a "test game" before I do QFTA.

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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 143717 times)

Think about the most disgusting weird furry/pony stuff to try and drive him away.

And then murder him.

use thinkpower to force the evil conscience out of your body to reside in one of your skulls
Think about the most disgusting weird furry/pony stuff to try and drive him away.

And then murder him.

You think of the worst research imaginable in an attempt to force the evil conscience out of your body and into the skulls! It stops your evil conscience briefly, but he still possesses you!

Protagonist is possessed once again and blacks out!

You wake up 20 minutes later surrounded by dozens of corpses. Judging from the wounds, your evil conscience made their pain as excruciating as possible before they expired. Your Evil Conscience speaks to you.

"Cops will be here soon, bastard. I know you'll survive that, so I'll have to kill you myself with the cops as a backup plan. I've lost the energy for possession so this will have to do..."


Evil Conscience armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (0 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED
« Last Edit: July 07, 2015, 08:38:32 PM by tber123 »

Turn the rail gun into a nerf gun and stuff all over him.

Turn the rail gun into a nerf gun and stuff all over him.

You attempt to imagine that your evil conscience's weapon is a harmless nerf gun, but it fails!

Evil Conscience fires the Imaginary(?) Rail Gun at Protagonist, but MISTAKENLY shoots a SWAT Officer in the distance!


Evil Conscience armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (0 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

Humiliate E.C. by giving him vore breasts. Shoot One-Shotter at him/her then when he's distracted tittyloving himself.

Humiliate E.C. by giving him vore breasts. Shoot One-Shotter at him/her then when he's distracted tittyloving himself.
God damn I wasn't even trying to go there.

OT:  Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Dragon Ball Z level fight. 


use your thinkpower to imagine an imaginary tri-barrelled homing nuclear-warheaded bazooka

use your thinkpower to imagine an imaginary ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L)
ftfy

use your thinkpower to imagine an imaginary tri-barrelled Mini-nuke
better if this tbh.

God damn I wasn't even trying to go there.

OT:  Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Dragon Ball Z level fight.  
Summon your Good Conscience so they have a Tank Fight.
use your thinkpower to imagine an imaginary tri-barrelled homing nuclear-warheaded bazooka
better if this tbh.
ftfy

You attempt to summon your Good Conscience, but he's too busy being used as a slave by the Space Gods to help you! You instead summon an imaginary Tri-Barrelled Mini-ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L). Can't hurt real people, but your conscience doesn't qualify as "real" exactly.

Protagonist fires a Tri-Barrelled Mini-ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) at Evil Conscience!
Evil Conscience imagines a forcefield and places himself inside it!
Evil Conscience summons an imaginary nuclear-missile launching tank with LEGS and gets in it!


Evil Conscience(Vehicle: Nuclear Missile Tank) armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (0 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

Somethin' Weird..... In the neighborhood..... Who ya gonna call?

use your imagination to spawn a
Quintuple-Barrelled Machine Homing Thermonuclear Ion Fusion Laser-Energy Minigun Ghost-Busting Supernova-Cannons Akimbo
or the QBMHTIFLEMGBSCA

use your imagination to spawn a
Quintuple-Barrelled Machine Homing Thermonuclear Ion Fusion Laser-Energy Minigun Ghost-Busting Supernova-Cannons Akimbo
or the QBMHTIFLEMGBSCA

Protagonist fires an imaginary QBMHTIFLEMGBSCA at Evil Conscience!
Evil Conscience's vehicle explodes, injuring him!

Finish him.


Evil Conscience(Near Death) armed with Imaginary(?) Rail Gun
YOU are badly wounded and covered in blood!


10:20 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (0 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (6/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 1 .357 speedloader left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 35% (Normal)
EFFECTS: EVIL CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE UNITS INCOMING - LETHAL FORCE UNAUTHORIZED

Somethin' Weird..... In the neighborhood..... Who ya gonna call?

Think up an imaginary molotov rapid launcher (QZP-436723POWUHRGJAHJF) and fire 100 molotovs in quick succession at his prone form.

Imaginary Four-way Falcon Punch Collision his face.