BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Swampivorous]

reset everything

EVERYTHING

forget this I fire the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) loving AKIMBO forever

with rapid fire

yes me.  not the protagonist.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

Shoot everyone but tber123 with the personal M4 carbine

[tber123]

reset everything

EVERYTHING

forget this I fire the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L) loving AKIMBO forever

with rapid fire

yes me.  not the protagonist.

Swampivorous rapidfires akimbo ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L)s at everyone nearby, killing them all, Tber123 and the Protag included. How will this thread survive now?

ENDING 5: The End is Here
Great job.

I was thinking just end the thread right here but I can't be that cruel, right?

Shoot everyone but tber123 with the personal M4 carbine

You hose down your personalities with M4 Carbine fire, hitting them all in the head multiple times. To your dismay, you discover that they are tougher than Joseph loving Stalin himself. Red Personality punts you into space and you go crashing down into the Metagamer HQ.

"Screwed up again? Lemme reset this all." Metagamer Guard pushes the Reset Button.

You are once again standing in front of your house and your car after being accidentally smacked in the face from a flying newspaper thrown by a paperboy.

The Paperboy armed with Newspaper
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Mail a package at the Post Office
Return Library Book
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(30/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[Decepticon]

Well we can't let that book we need to return be overdue! Get in the car and go to the library.

[Blockchip]

Say "ouch" and read the newspaper

[tber123]

Say "ouch" and read the newspaper

THE VENTURON TIMES

Assassination attempt on President Rush fails
An assassination attempt on President Rush today was foiled when a Secret Service Agent accidentally unloaded a minigun into a crowd of civilians.

Police Lt. KillBot demoted to Sergeant after accidentally shooting puppy in the face
Police Lt. KillBot was demoted to Sergeant today amidst a wave of controversy after accidentally shooting a puppy in the face. Tensions between civilians and the police continue to rise.

Conservative Crime Squad rampage
A group known as the Conservative Crime Squad has gone on yet another rampage today. One of them was reported to have said "We ALSO need a slogan!" during the rampage. It is known that a high speed chase followed the shooting.

Conspiracy Theorist claims "Stalin and Riddler will rise from the dead"
A nutjob has claimed that "Stalin and Riddler will rise from the dead in order to take over the world".

Well we can't let that book we need to return be overdue! Get in the car and go to the library.

You drive the long way around to the library after seeing a massive car pileup and gas station explosion to find the usual book protesters.

"Save a tree! BURN A BOOK!" They scream in protest. Knowing that they'll burn down the library once you return the book, you cap them then and there with a M4, leaving their corpses behind in the streets. You return your library book without incident.

YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Mail a package at the Post Office
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[XR-7]

You get this odd feeling that the accident is about to explode, so run in and save as many injured people as you can.

[Blockchip]

Search the protester's corpses for money

[tber123]

Search the protester's corpses for money

$500 Acquired. Holy stuff.

You get this odd feeling that the accident is about to explode, so run in and save as many injured people as you can.

You go back to the accident to witness it has already exploded, so you heroically pull some civilians out of the fire and feel good inside. You receive $3000 from one of the civilians, which happens to be a CEO. The other civilian, Traitor Joe, thanks you for saving him from a government conspiracy to take him out. He continues rambling about how the government is corrupt.

YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Mail a package at the Post Office
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[Blockchip]

Go to the post office, mail the package, and go to the grocery store.

[tber123]

Go to the post office, mail the package, and go to the grocery store.

You go to the post office, mail a package, and witness the Post Office exploding due to a Self Delete bomber a few minutes after leaving. At least it wasn't a drone strike this time. You arrive at the grocery store and a random man runs up to you.

"Do you want to hear something disturbing?"

Random Man
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[Blockchip]

Read the bloodlust control book, and then say "Yes."

[MTrRxx]

Summon the rest of your Templar stuff. As it finishes the look, and Makes you badass. (Because Magic.)
To clear that up, Templars are known to be Magical Knights.

[The Resonte!]

after all this business is over, go to the metagamer hq to go buy some upgrades

[Refticus]

stuff on his face