BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

Run to the hospital's emergency room and say you just fell down 30 flights of stairs and need immediate medical attention.

You run to the hospital for medical aid while still in disguise as a police officer. The Nurse spots you and.... Actually doesn't act like a jackass for once.

"A police officer in need of healing! Second floor upstairs for free, no need to harvest your organs or anything!" He nervously laughs, trembles slightly, and ducks behind a wall. Two hours later, you walk out of the hospital completely healed. The Gunslinger heads home.

YOU are healthy

It is 6:30 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

who is the current president of the usa? (in this reality)

[tber123]

who is the current president of the usa? (in this reality)

President Rush. No relation to Bush.

[The Resonte!]

post president rush's internet domination plans all over the internet to create an uproar against him

[Swampivorous]

President Rush. No relation to Bush.

Ask if he goes fast.

[XR-7]

Attend Snidley's funeral. He was a good friend that first time.

[Space1255]

Ask God to give us Snidley and Kiss-Kiss back.

[tber123]

Ask God to give us Snidley and Kiss-Kiss back.

You pray to God for Snidley back. (Kiss-Kiss is still at the pet store.) You get no response.

Ask if he goes fast.

You write a letter to the President asking if he goes fast.

post president rush's internet domination plans all over the internet to create an uproar against him

You leak President Rush's internet domination plans to the news! This should get everyone riled up, and hopefully President Rush will be impeached.

Attend Snidley's funeral. He was a good friend that first time.

You attend the funeral right as it starts raining. A dozen or so people attend and Snidley's friend describes him as the best British Bouncer there ever was.

YOU are healthy

It is 7:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[Space1255]

ADOPT KISS-KISS

[The Resonte!]

check out where president rush is going to for the next few days

[tber123]

ADOPT KISS-KISS

You drive to the Pet Store and adopt Kiss-Kiss.

check out where president rush is going to for the next few days

President Rush is going to be meeting Vladimir Putin in a few days according to the news.

Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy.
YOU are healthy

It is 7:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[The Resonte!]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GO TO RUSSIA

[Space1255]

Fly to Russia and wrestle bears.
Pet Kiss-Kiss.

[NotBomberguy]

find out what your name is

[tber123]

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GO TO RUSSIA

Fly to Russia and wrestle bears.
Pet Kiss-Kiss.

You pet your cat and walk to the airport. You book a flight to Russia and encounter a line of people at the security scanners. TSA Agents in ultraheavy body armor and extremely powerful weapons man the scanners, ready to gun down troublemakers and probably grope some passengers. This is gonna take a while.....

find out what your name is

You realize that you've never known your own name all along. Maybe you should invent one for yourself....

TSA Agent Charlton Lyle armed with Minigun, Ultraheavy Armor
TSA Agent Lewin Gale armed with M2 Flamethrower, Ultraheavy Armor
TSA Agent Gore Ivor armed with M249, Ultraheavy Armor
TSA Agent Laurie Fulke armed with AA-12 w/ FRAG Rounds, Ultraheavy Armor
Old Lady Mildred Smith
Terrorist(?) Cavan Allan
Game Developer Colbert Garland
Redneck Erle Niles
Yokel Lindon Marty
Rube Toby Tristram
Off-Duty Police Officer Jerold Flanagan
Army Veteran Pacey Balfour
War Hero Edison Gord
Teacher Wilbur Bysshe
Single Father Barclay Kaden
Small Child Joss Kaden
Old Man Rowland Johnnie
Hipster Opaline Lena
Trenchcoat Man Barnabas Braden
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
YOU are healthy

It is 7:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x1 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)