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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 141685 times)

roll back the save to before you got your weapons confiscated

roll back the save to before you got your weapons confiscated

ERROR: SAVE SCUMMING DISABLED BY VENTILATORS
Not this time, boy. -Ventilator Boss


Another Ventilator hitsquad arrives, but the SWAT team quickly cuts them down once again. You hear some very special weapons being fired, such as the alien raygun. Are they using your gear?

Explain the entire situation, what happened before, and now in a sane voice, then pleasantly ask for your stuff back.
lie that you are a time traveller from an alternate universe ruled by communism and that you have been sent back to this time period to make sure that stalin doesn't take over the world

"Sorta makes sense, I guess." The Interrogator replies. "But what the hell does looting and blowing up the Intelligence HQ have to do with stopping Communism? We have all the secret documents you stole from there. And no, you can't have your stuff back yet. Our boys are putting it to use against these 'Ventilator' hitmen you speak of."


Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
YOU are badly wounded

It is 1:25 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing


WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS:
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
VENTILATOR BADGE
SMARTPHONE
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

lie and say that president bush and his internet takeover bill was one of the most important causes for the rise of stalin

Stand up an roar at them about your stuff. Tell them you will not say another word unless you get your stuff back.

Tell them about all the Metagamers and what they could do.  Oh and that all the Metagamers were just killed by the Ventilators and that they probably stole your confiscated weapons and are using them right loving now.

say that there's only one other person in the universe that knows about the alternate communism universe

...dramatic pause...

the gunslinger

say that there's only one other person in the universe that knows about the alternate communism universe

...dramatic pause...

the gunslinger

say that there's only one other person in the universe that knows about the alternate communism universe

...dramatic pause...

the gunslinger

"A gunslinger, eh? We know that guy. Some random vigilante. We'll bring him in to confirm your story."

Half an hour later, the Gunslinger is dragged into the interrogation room where he confirms your story.

lie and say that president Rush and his internet takeover bill was one of the most important causes for the rise of stalin

"President Rush's takeover bill caused the rise of Communism in America!" You shout.

"O-Okay, then." The Interrogator replies.

Stand up an roar at them about your stuff. Tell them you will not say another word unless you get your stuff back.
Tell them about all the Metagamers and what they could do.  Oh and that all the Metagamers were just killed by the Ventilators and that they probably stole your confiscated weapons and are using them right loving now.

(Ventilators aren't using confiscated weapons, the SWAT Teams guarding the PD are)

"I need my stuff back now! The Metagamers were all massacred by the Ventilators and I won't say another word until my gear is back!" You roar.

Another police officer enters the room and stunguns you before exiting to beat back another wave of Ventilator hitmen.

"Calm down, Boy." The interrogator replies. "Your story mostly checks out, even got a witness..... Alright, then. We'll send a man to retrieve the spare gear that isn't being used by our boys right now."

You listen closely and hear the shouts of a SWAT Team as they massacre wave after wave of Ventilator hitmen. A police officer arrives and gives you back some of your gear.

"One last question: Do these 'Ventilator's ever give up?"


Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing


WEAPONS:
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag)
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)

OTHER ITEMS:
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
VENTILATOR BADGE
SMARTPHONE
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (STAB VEST)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

Now that you have your Templar AR, Summon up the rest of your gear then talk about the Ventilators.

Now that you have your Templar AR, Summon up the rest of your gear then talk about the Ventilators.
And have a sick brofist with Gunslinger.

'They do not, sir.'
stuff on the floor and ask to powder your nose.

find out what the gunslinger's name is

say that the ventilators never give up
ask for the gear back
get behind their backs and say "Its time for jack... TO LET ER RIP"
massacre the living forget out of the ventilators

'They do not, sir.'
stuff on the floor and ask to powder your nose.

"A-Are you stuffting on the floor? What the hell is wrong with you? And no, no powder for you."

find out what the gunslinger's name is
And have a sick brofist with Gunslinger.

The Gunslinger explains that "Gunslinger" really is his name. Don't ask why, ask his father. Except that you can't, since Pa is six feet under after being gunned down by the Craps gang. You have a brofist with the Gunslinger instead.

A suspicious police officer in a uniform too big for him bursts into the room, whips out a TEC-9 illegally modified for fully automatic fire, and takes aim at you!

say "Its time for jack... TO LET ER RIP"
massacre the living forget out of the ventilator

You quickly hack the Ventilator Infiltrator to death with a Templar Sword right before more Infiltrators show up and throw a grenade. A nearby Police Officer throws himself on the grenade and takes the brunt of the explosion.


Ventilator Infiltrator armed with MAC-10, Light Armor
Ventilator Infiltrator armed with Sawn-Off Double Barrel, Light Armor
Ventilator Infiltrator armed with Glock 17, Light Armor
Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing


WEAPONS:
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag)
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD

OTHER ITEMS:
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
VENTILATOR BADGE
SMARTPHONE
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (STAB VEST)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 62%(Disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

Throw your stuff at their eyes and peacefully take them down.