say that there's only one other person in the universe that knows about the alternate communism universe
...dramatic pause...
the gunslinger
"A gunslinger, eh? We know that guy. Some random vigilante. We'll bring him in to confirm your story."
Half an hour later, the Gunslinger is dragged into the interrogation room where he confirms your story.
lie and say that president Rush and his internet takeover bill was one of the most important causes for the rise of stalin
"President Rush's takeover bill caused the rise of Communism in America!" You shout.
"O-Okay, then." The Interrogator replies.
Stand up an roar at them about your stuff. Tell them you will not say another word unless you get your stuff back.
Tell them about all the Metagamers and what they could do. Oh and that all the Metagamers were just killed by the Ventilators and that they probably stole your confiscated weapons and are using them right loving now.
(Ventilators aren't using confiscated weapons, the SWAT Teams guarding the PD are)
"I need my stuff back now! The Metagamers were all massacred by the Ventilators and I won't say another word until my gear is back!" You roar.
Another police officer enters the room and stunguns you before exiting to beat back another wave of Ventilator hitmen.
"Calm down, Boy." The interrogator replies. "Your story mostly checks out, even got a witness..... Alright, then. We'll send a man to retrieve the spare gear that isn't being used by our boys right now."
You listen closely and hear the shouts of a SWAT Team as they massacre wave after wave of Ventilator hitmen. A police officer arrives and gives you back some of your gear.
"One last question: Do these 'Ventilator's ever give up?"
Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded
It is 2:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closingWEAPONS: PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
| OTHER ITEMS: WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE VENTILATOR BADGE SMARTPHONE MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (STAB VEST) |
$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)