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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 142142 times)

Blast him with the Sniper Cannon and TJ's Custom M1911

those bullets keep missing
you gotta face him with the templar sword

Summon a Trackingpoint AR-15 and hit him in the head with all the ammo. (The gun is insanely good.)

taze him, then beat the stuff out of him

Blast him with the Sniper Cannon and TJ's Custom M1911

You fire the Sniper Cannon and Custom 1911 at Robert only to see him do the matrix-dodge again!

those bullets keep missing
you gotta face him with the templar sword

You charge at the last surviving Neo-national socialist with a sword and do a downwards slice. He jumps to the side, kicks you away, and reloads the assault cannon. You charge him again and thrust the sword into his leg, reducing his mobility! He kicks you away again and prepares to fire the Assault Cannon, but a quick tasing followed by slowly hacking him to death with a sword solves that.

Summon a Trackingpoint AR-15 and hit him in the head with all the ammo. (The gun is insanely good.)


Holy stuff is that an aimbot in real life? Too insanely good for this thread to be summoned out of nowhere though.

Police sirens begin to sound as five SWAT Vans burst into the scene, investigating the gunfire!


A stuffton of SWATs that I can't be bothered to give names for all armed with M16A2
YOU are badly wounded

It is 11:58 AM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing


WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SNIPER CANNON (1 round)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
GAS GRENADE x2
TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS:
SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock)
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
DEAD MARTIAN
ADVANCED LAPTOP x2
ADVANCED TABLET x2
SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS
CCS BACKERS LIST
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
Wanted level: SWAT RESPONDING - INTERROGATE

Tell the SWAT team you just brutally murdered the people who caused the shooting.

That's gotta count for something right???

go run away and hide

use advanced laptop to search up "Ventilators"

Summon a Trackingpoint AR-15 and hit him in the head with all the ammo. (The gun is insanely good.)
-snip-
Why is this not in a game's SP campaign?

OT: loving run, they won't listen to stuff.

Tell the SWAT team you just brutally murdered the people who caused the shooting.

That's gotta count for something right???
go run away and hide

use advanced laptop to search up "Ventilators"
Why is this not in a game's SP campaign?

OT: loving run, they won't listen to stuff.

You dart into an alleyway before searching who the hell the Ventilators are on your advanced laptop. From the data that has been gathered, they are like the Metagamers, but they take a more "active" role with their fourth wall awareness ability. Things like using fourth wall awareness to identify the Protagonist and attempt to assassinate him because they can, for example.

Metagamer Guard suddenly calls you. You turn on your smartphone and answer it, but all you can hear is gunfire, explosions, and screaming.

"Don't forget with the Metagamers!" You hear a different Metagamer Guard scream as he sprays some sort of laser minigun at some unseen figure. Sniper fire rings out and you hear him gurgle blood before collapsing. Footsteps can be heard before you hear someone speak:

"That should be all of them. Hey, who's phone is that......................... .... Wait a minute! Its him! He's listening in on us! We're coming for you!"

They hang up the phone. Something bad obviously happened at the Metagamer HQ....


YOU are badly wounded

It is 12:23 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing


WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (25/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SNIPER CANNON (1 round)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 7 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (7/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
GAS GRENADE x2
TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS:
SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock)
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
DEAD MARTIAN
ADVANCED LAPTOP x2
ADVANCED TABLET x2
SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS
CCS BACKERS LIST
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
VENTILATOR HITSQUAD ARRIVING AT NEO-national socialist HIDEOUT
« Last Edit: July 18, 2015, 08:47:32 PM by tber123 »

forget IT'S DAVID CAGE AND ALL THIS MISOGYNISTIC FRENCH MINIONS!

Quick!  Repeat "Game Overs are a failure of game design!" over and over and over while you run back to Metagamer HQ!

get arrested by the SWAT team saying that you killed them all

they'll probably guard you 24/7 and put you in a secure jail cell
so that'll make it harder for the ventilators to get you

forget IT'S DAVID CAGE AND ALL THIS MISOGYNISTIC FRENCH MINIONS!

Quick!  Repeat "Game Overs are a failure of game design!" over and over and over while you run back to Metagamer HQ!

You scream about how game overs are a failure of game design while running to the Metagamer HQ. The Ventilators are waiting for you, and you are instantly blown away by a stuffton of guys with miniguns.

A FAILURE OF GAME DESIGN

get arrested by the SWAT team saying that you killed them all

they'll probably guard you 24/7 and put you in a secure jail cell
so that'll make it harder for the ventilators to get you

You run back to the SWAT Team and admit that you killed the Neo-national socialists. You are instantly tackled, tased, beaten, pepper sprayed, and stomped on before being hauled off to the police station for interrogation. You inform them about a group of hitmen and they ramp up security.  Gunfire sounds outside the police station, but the SWATs guarding the police station quickly blow away the Ventilators. A police interrogator enters the room.

"What the hell were you doing back there? Why are you so heavily armed? Where did you get all these confidential documents that could threaten national security if they were ever leaked? WHO and WHAT are you?"


Police Interrogator Erle Trey armed with .44 Revolver, Police Body Armor
YOU are badly wounded

It is 1:25 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing


WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS:
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
VENTILATOR BADGE
SMARTPHONE
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 71%(Very disturbed)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

Explain the entire situation, what happened before, and now in a sane voice, then pleasantly ask for your stuff back.

You scream about how game overs are a failure of game design while running to the Metagamer HQ. The Ventilators are waiting for you, and you are instantly blown away by a stuffton of guys with miniguns.

A FAILURE OF GAME DESIGN
I am going to screen cap this.

OT:
Explain the entire situation, what happened before, and now in a sane voice, then pleasantly ask for your stuff back.
And hope that the Ventilators somehow end up aggroing the SWAT so you have some defense. 

lie that you are a time traveller from an alternate universe ruled by communism and that you have been sent back to this time period to make sure that stalin doesn't take over the world