BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[The Resonte!]

meditate and philosophize about existance

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

be politically correct and kill the women in the minorities first

[tber123]

Go pick up your paycheck and milk

Go  to the coffee shop and try to get some information out of the local hipsters, maybe they know where drug smugglers live

You interview a nearby hipster.

"Tell me where the nearest drug smuggler is."

"The Crack House!"

be politically correct and kill the women in the minorities first

You go on a killing rampage, making sure to kill women and the minorities first like the POSTAL dude. Unfortunately, a white man shoots you in the face while the women and the minorities distract you by existing. GAME OVER.

meditate and philosophize about existance

-10 Bloodlust

You are forced back into reality when you hear a large mass of people moving to the cemetery. The funeral is starting!

30-49% Bloodlust: Mostly sane.

As everyone gathers near the dead cop's casket, a man speaks.

"Does anyone have anything to say before we start?"

Weren't you supposed to be giving a speech or something before your Ghandi book was blown up?

Things to do
Attend Police Officer's funeral(9:00 AM)
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Umbrella
.22 Pistol (4/10 rounds)
Switchblade
$1300
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 40%, Mostly Sane

[Decepticon]

Go to the funeral now and get ready

[XR-7]

Take a selfie with the corpse

[tber123]

What about

attend the cops funeral

prepare a speech about how you hate commies

[XR-7]

What the hell happened to

Make a speech, whilst moving the cop's mouth while altering your voice like a ventriloquist.

[plad101]

Attend the funeral and snort his ashes

[Decepticon]

What about

the speech was gonna be public not at the funeral

Just go to the funeral like a decent man your recent teachings have taught you tondo good

[The Resonte!]

either say

"Uhh, he was a credit to cops everywhere, and, uhh..."
or
"What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that! Why? Why? Why?!"

i love television transcripts

[plad101]

Talk about your precious bodily fluids and how its all a communist plot on 9/11 in the speech

[Decepticon]

"What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that! Why? Why? Why?!"

i love television transcripts

ah yes this none of that oh so indecent unorthodox stuff

[tber123]

Make a speech, whilst moving the cop's mouth while altering your voice like a ventriloquist.

"What a brave man, going in the line of duty like that! Why? Why? Why?!"

i love television transcripts

You use the dead cop's mouth as a puppet while you make a speech on how brave the random cop that was gunned down in the grocery store was. You successfully inject a little humor into a grave situation.

Talk about your precious bodily fluids and how its all a communist plot on 9/11 in the speech

Right after injecting a little humor, you decide to give a serious speech of bodily fluids and communism. You completely killed the humor, and everyone goes back to silence. That's strange. Your fellow Americans are very paranoid about Communists and Terrorism and are easily scared/persuaded when it comes to that.

Attend the funeral and snort his ashes

Eventually, everyone leaves. You snort the ashes while nobody is looking, and some of it manages to get up your nose.

As you leave the cemetery with everyone else, a van full of Cartel gunman shows up. "We found you, motherforgeter!" The cartel members indiscriminately spray their AKs into the crowd. Policemen are dropping dead left and right, and the holy priest gets headshotted right in front of you.

Personally witnessing death: +3 Bloodlust

You dive for cover behind a rather large tombstone. Nearby policemen who attended the funeral are returning fire with their pistols, but the Cartel gunmen have AKs. Do the math.

Nearby People:
Officer Burke(Moderate wounds, bleeding) armed with Glock
Officer Nguyen(Light wounds) armed with Glock
Officer Mendez armed with 1911
Officer Hernandez(Near death, bleeding) armed with .38 Revolver
Officer Smith armed with 1911
Screaming Civilian
Screaming Civilian 2 (Major wounds, bleeding, leg blown off)
Conservative Redneck armed with M16
Concealed Carry Civilian armed with Makarov
Screaming Child (Bleeding)
Terrified Teenager(Moderately wounded)
Terrified Wife
Fleeing Hobo
Liberal Hippie
Musician armed with Saxophone

Cartel Van 1
Cartel Driver armed with .44 Revolver
Cartel Gunman 1 armed with AK
Cartel Gunman 2 armed with AK
Cartel Gunman 3 armed with M249
Cartel Gunman 4 armed with AA-12 Shotgun
Cartel Gunman 5 armed with AK

"We need BACKUP, ASAP!" You hear a nearby policeman scream into his radio.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Survive the Cartel hitsquad (Now)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Umbrella
.22 Pistol (4/10 rounds)
Switchblade
$1300
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Police Activity: SWAT REINFORCEMENTS RESPONDING(Friendly)
Bloodlust: 43%, Mostly Sane

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Attempt to shoot the driver of the van, if he's still inside. Maybe his foot will fall on the gas and he'll do something interesting

[tber123]

Attempt to shoot the driver of the van, if he's still inside. Maybe his foot will fall on the gas and he'll do something interesting

You pop out from behind the tombstone, take careful aim at the driver, and fire. Well, you tried to take careful aim. Your hands refused to stop shaking.

Protagonist fires at Cartel Driver, but missed! 3 rounds left and no extra magazines for your .22 pistol.

The Cartel gunmen turn their attention to you. M249 and AK fire erupts from the van's windows, ripping apart multiple people caught in the crossfire.

Officer Smith's left arm is violently torn off!
Officer Nguyen's head explodes!
Terrified Teenager pisses uncontrollably after most of his torso is ripped open by the bullets!
Conservative Redneck screams with rage as he sprays the M16 into the van, hitting nobody!
Officer Burke tries to stop his bleeding!
Officer Hernandez begs Officer Smith to tell his wife she's a bitch before dying.
Screaming Child faints!
Musician tries to calm down the Cartel Gunman by playing Smooth Jazz!
Concealed Carry Civilian picks up Officer Burke and tries to carry him out of the immediate area!
Liberal Hippie is too busy taking a hit from a bong to give a stuff.
Fleeing Hobo runs off hollering!
Screaming Civilian 2 whispers one last prayer to Jesus, and then all is still.

+7 BLoodlust

50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane. Kills/Takedowns are violent and less merciful. The speed at which kills/takedowns are executed gets slowed down slightly. You are visibly shaken.

The gunfire fails to kill you! The screaming masses provide a nice meatshield from the bullets.

Nearby People:
Officer Burke(Moderate wounds, bleeding) armed with Glock
Officer Mendez armed with 1911
Officer Smith(LEFT ARM TORN OFF) armed with 1911
Screaming Civilian
Conservative Redneck armed with M16
Concealed Carry Civilian armed with Makarov
Terrified Wife
Liberal Hippie
Musician armed with Saxophone

Cartel Van 1
Cartel Driver armed with .44 Revolver
Cartel Gunman 1 armed with AK
Cartel Gunman 2 armed with AK
Cartel Gunman 3 armed with M249
Cartel Gunman 4 armed with AA-12 Shotgun
Cartel Gunman 5 armed with AK

Combat Info
The van full of Cartel gunman is blocking the only entrance you can see.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Survive the Cartel hitsquad (Now)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Umbrella
.22 Pistol (3/10 rounds)
Switchblade
$1300
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Police Activity: SWAT REINFORCEMENTS RESPONDING(Friendly)
Bloodlust: 50%, Somewhat Sane