BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[The Killer Cop #311]

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

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[tber123]

walk up to them and settle their argument

You walk up to the gangsters and intend to peacefully settle their argument. It doesn't work, and the gangsters pull guns on eachother instead. Both of them fire at the same time, killing the two of them instantly.
Witnessed Kill: +3 Bloodlust

storm in and kick everyone's asses in a dance-off

storm in and kick everyone's asses in a dance-off

storm in and kick everyone's asses in a dance-off

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

You storm in and challenge the nearest guy to a danceoff. You throw off some decent footwork and clapping at the same time. The crackhead you just challenged tries to do the worm, but dies from a previous drug overdose.

Dancer 1 Defeated

Three more crackheads attempt to defeat you in a dance off, but they are all too drug addled to defeat you. Finally, someone that can actually challenge you steps up.

Dancers 2-4 Defeated. A new challenger approaches!

Russian Mobster does that "squat and kick" dance.
YOUR TURN: _____________

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (1/2 tank of gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 12%

[Ragequit]

BREAK OUT INTO THE MOST loving INSANE BREAKDANCE EVER SEEN BY HUMAN EYES
YOU'RE THE FIRST TO TRY, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING THE MOST GRACEFUL SEIZURE ANYBODY HAS EVER  LOOKED UPON IN THIS REALM. IF DONE RIGHT, YOUR OPPONENT ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE SHALL ERUPT INTO CONFETTI AND A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD.

[The Killer Cop #311]

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION BATTLE EVERYONE

[XR-7]

Winner gets a free night with a bar girl

[tber123]

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BREAK OUT INTO THE MOST loving INSANE BREAKDANCE EVER SEEN BY HUMAN EYES
YOU'RE THE FIRST TO TRY, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING THE MOST GRACEFUL SEIZURE ANYBODY HAS EVER  LOOKED UPON IN THIS REALM. IF DONE RIGHT, YOUR OPPONENT ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE SHALL ERUPT INTO CONFETTI AND A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD.

Protagonist does the Seizure Breakdance! Five minutes into the most graceful seizure the world has ever witnessed, he starts glowing bright loving neon!


Russian Mobster is permanently blind! He despairs at his loss of eyesight and squat-dances out of the Crack House in shame.

An angry entrepreneur  enters the Crack House with a group of prostitutes. "What the forget are you doing in my pleasure dome?"

entrepreneur armed with entrepreneur  Staff
Prostitute 1 armed with knife
Prostitute 2 armed with .22 Pistol
Prostitute 3 armed with Whip
Protagonist is at full health.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (1/2 tank of gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 12%

[MTrRxx]

Take switchblade and do quick dashes in a zigzag pattern and gut the entrepreneur , then take the .22 from prostitute 2, shoot 3 and 1.

[Ragequit]

blind everyone with flashlight and disappear into the night

[tber123]

Take switchblade and do quick dashes in a zigzag pattern and gut the entrepreneur , then take the .22 from prostitute 2, shoot 3 and 1.

Protagonist slashes at entrepreneur 's stomach, slicing it open!
entrepreneur entrepreneur -Slaps Protagonist before dying!
Kill: +5 Bloodlust
Prostitute 2 raises the .22 pistol to fire, but Protagonist slaps it out of her hand!
Prostitute 2 runs away screaming!
Prostitute 3 whips Protagonist!
Prostitute 1 slashes at Protagonist with a knife, but misses!

Protagonist fires 6 rounds rapidly from the .22 Pistol!
Prostitutes 1 and 3 run off wounded!

Protagonist has minor wounds.

You see a nearby table with cocaine scattered everywhere on it. On the second floor, you hear people about to investigate the gunfire.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Umbrella
.22 Pistol (4/10 rounds)
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (1/2 tank of gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 17%

blind everyone with flashlight and disappear into the night

Damn it, right before I could hit post.

[startacker]

Grab a bundle of coke then run

[Ragequit]

throw the water bottle and yell "GRENADE"
grab coke and run

[tber123]

throw the water bottle and yell "GRENADE"
grab coke and run

Grab a bundle of coke then run

"GRENADE!" You shout as you throw the water bottle up the stairs. Two armed gangsters panic, one of them falling down the stairs. You break down the front door and run to the car as gunfire erupts from the second floor.



11:45 PM. You are still slightly tired.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Umbrella
.22 Pistol (4/10 rounds)
Switchblade
Cocaine (Evidence)
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (1/2 tank of gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 17%

[Ragequit]

loving book it dude
go to your house

[startacker]

Deliver the evidence to the police station, stating where it came from

[The Resonte!]

go to your house and go to sleep