BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

Input the konami code.

Up, up, down, down, left right left right B, A, Start.....

31 lives gained! Holy stuff!

Lead Interrogator shoots Protagonist in the head with a .44 Magnum!

Lives left: 29

Interrogator 1 forces Protagonist to watch Bible Black! Your mind literally melts at the sight of Hentai.

Lives left: 28

Interrogator 2 swings at Protagonist with a spraycan!

Lives left: 27

Interrogator 3 smashes a guitar over Protagonist's head!

Many, many deaths later.....

Lives left: 1.

DONT DO IT

STRUGGLE

TRY TO GET FREE

Protagonist helplessly struggles against his Liberal restraints!

The lead interrogator drugs you, reducing your capacity for resisting! He then beats you with a book about the second amendment while screaming "Taxes! Police Corruption! Exxonmobil!"

sneeze violently
youre allergic to COMMUNISM Liberalism

The lead interrogator hands you a tissue.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 8%

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

act unconcious

[tber123]

act unconcious

Interrogator 4 splashes you with a bucket of water!

Lead Interrogator tries to expose your true liberal side with a discussion of the evils of Conservatism! Pollution! Police Brutality! The War On Drugs!

[Legodude77]

Have enough of this liberal crap and summon George Washington from the past to help you fight these liberals and escape.

[tber123]

Have enough of this liberal crap and summon George Washington from the past to help you fight these liberals and escape.

MERCY MODE GRANTED: This is dragging on way too long.

George Washington also comes back from the dead and massacres everyone with several dozen flintlock pistols he has on him. He teleports you back to the police station where the Police Chief is waiting for you and a bruised Sgt. KillBot.

"Rookie, Sgt. Killbot was attacked by someone while on foot patrol. Care to explain that?"

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 8%

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Tell him play by play what happened to you. And get fired, cause you were almost certainly hallucinating from drug use. The Konami Code?? Are you crazy?

[Decepticon]

"sir i wholeheartedly apologize. those forgetwit minorities and liberals tried brainwashing us, my mind was still intact on this glorious country, i tried to stop but they were getting to me and the sergeant. i had to knock him out, not because they were trying to make me, but because i would not want them taking over the mind of our superior defender of this grand country as they started kidnapping us. and it appears to have worked, seeing as he is mostly well and fine in the station itself. sergeant, i apologize."

[tber123]

"sir i wholeheartedly apologize. those forgetwit minorities and liberals tried brainwashing us, my mind was still intact on this glorious country, i tried to stop but they were getting to me and the sergeant. i had to knock him out, not because they were trying to make me, but because i would not want them taking over the mind of our superior defender of this grand country. sergeant, i apologize"

Tell him play by play what happened to you. And get fired, cause you were almost certainly hallucinating from drug use. The Konami Code?? Are you crazy?

You explain that a dog was shot(leaving out the part where you did it), minorities and liberals tried to brainwash you with drugs, and you had to knock out the sarge to protect his mind.

"Your explanation may be genuine, but you'll be off the force for a few days while Internal Affairs investigates. Standard policy."

Its now 11:30 PM. The Liberal Crime Squad wasted hours trying to enlighten you. How will they make the world a better tomorrow now that they've all died?


Updated the map.

You feel exhausted and in need of a good nights sleep. Staying up any further will cause negative side effects. (Remember:Traitor Joe's is your new home because witness protection.)
Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 8%

[Decepticon]

give the chief whatever more information you got on them libs

get a couple cups of coffee

go home to traitor joe's

hand joe over a coffee and go to sleep after making sure your room is secure

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Go to The Crack House. That's supposed to keep you awake right? And if you can gather some, ahem, evidence while you're there there's no harm. And maybe if you do good enough they'll let you back on the force!

[tber123]

get a couple cups of coffee

go home to traitor joe's

hand joe over a coffee and go to sleep after making sure your room is secure

You arrive at Traitor Joe's gunstore. "Hey there, Sport. How was your day?" He greets you. You hand him a coffee, go down the stairs into the (fairly large and fortified) basement, and nearly get blown away when you open the door and a shotgun fires.

"Watch out for the booby traps! They're to prevent the godamn Government from taking my second amendment rights away!" You hear Traitor Joe yell from upstairs. You spend an hour checking if your room is secure. It is.

Go to The Crack House. That's supposed to keep you awake right? And if you can gather some, ahem, evidence while you're there there's no harm. And maybe if you do good enough they'll let you back on the force!

You can't sleep. You drink a cup of coffee and drive to the Crack House. Crackheads, prostitutes, and gangsters inhabit it. Graffiti is sprayed everywhere, dried bloodstains are on the walls, and numerous corpses of rival gangsters are littered in the front yard. Two drunken gangsters are arguing by the front door.

Its "evidence" gathering time.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (1/2 tank of gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 8%

[Ragequit]

walk up to them and settle their argument

[Cybertails1998]

storm in and kick everyone's asses in a dance-off

[Space1255]

storm in and kick everyone's asses in a dance-off

[Epicduke]

storm in and kick everyone's asses in a dance-off