BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Decepticon]

try to see if you still have your radio on you

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

"I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU"

[tber123]

Oh look, its the Liberal Crime Squad

sv_cheats 1

impulse 101

*all weapons added*

ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND

This isn't the Source Engine. Crap.

"Where the forget is my stuff?"

The interrogator doesn't reply. Two more interrogators enter the room.

try to see if you still have your radio on you

Nope.

"I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU"

The lead interrogator watches the others beat you with a book on Liberal Values before he hollers "Trickle-down economics! George Bush! Police Brutality! Conservatism!" in your face.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle:
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 18%

[Ragequit]

"But I'm fighting for liberal justice!"

[The Resonte!]

say that you put a nuclear bomb next to your heart that triggers when your heart stops beating. aka death

[Refticus]

request a fresh cup of blood. human blood would be perfect

[XR-7]

Ask for a cookie

[tber123]

"But I'm fighting for liberal justice!"

"Lies! All lies! Police Brutality is a Conservative act!" The lead interrogator yells as the other interrogators continue to beat you senseless with a flagpole. They must have witnessed when you shot the dog for no reason.

say that you put a nuclear bomb next to your heart that triggers when your heart stops beating. aka death

"Yeah, sure. And I've got a antimatter bomb up my ass that's easily triggered." Another interrogator replies dryly.

request a fresh cup of blood. human blood would be perfect

Ask for a cookie

Your Liberal interrogators give you a cup with the blood of dead Conservatives and a cookie. You are further enlightened towards the Liberal agenda.

Liberalism +10 Bloodlust -8

The Lead Interrogator puts a chair down in front of you, sits down, and tries to expose your true Liberal side by having a calm, violence-free conversation about political issues.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 8%

[The Resonte!]

"Yeah, sure. And I've got a antimatter bomb up my ass that's easily triggered."

i tried

[Space1255]

i tried

loving sigging this asap
OT: Offer to,suck his richard
Edit: oh god have I really got to this point
Welp.

[Decepticon]

"WHERE ARE MY FREEDOM PROTECTING PARTNERS"

[tber123]

Resistance is futile

loving sigging this asap
OT: Offer to,suck his richard
Edit: oh god have I really got to this point
Welp.

"You sure about that? Ol' Jimmy here has a few STDs and other nasty stuff."

"WHERE ARE MY FREEDOM PROTECTING PARTNERS"

"They're nothing but a bunch of corrupt pigs that hide behind their badges whenever they kill someone." The lead interrogator replies. "Join our cause, Conservative automaton. We need a sleeper agent."

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$2000
"Smart" Phone

Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 8%

[Legodude77]

Input the konami code.

[Decepticon]

DONT DO IT

STRUGGLE

TRY TO GET FREE

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

sneeze violently
you're allergic to COMMUNISM