BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[The Resonte!]

try to find where the blue and red button's wires lead to

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Perform the ultimate Allahu akhbar. Blow that stuff up.

[tber123]

try to find where the blue and red button's wires lead to

The red button's wires lead to a gigantic nuke. You trace the blue wires and it appears that you've discovered a deactivated portal to another world.

Perform the ultimate Allahu akhbar. Blow that stuff up.

You press the red button and the computer screen lights up.

HELLO THERE. I AM THE NUCLEAR FACILITY AI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LAUNCH A NUKE TODAY AT ANY OF THESE LOCATIONS?

• Russia
• China
• North Korea
• South Korea
• Turkey
• Australia
• United Kingdom
• Denmark
• Switzerland
• Sweden
• The city of New Jersey
• The state of Texas
• The state of California
• Washington DC
• The Statue Of Liberty
• Afganistan
• Iran
• Iraq
• Israel
• Mars
• Germany
• Other: _______

Current Location: Square with Nuclear Power Plant(AKA Disguised Nuclear Launch Facility)
Its now 5:00 PM.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
SWAT Armor
M16 (30/30 rounds, 5.56 NATO ammo)
5.56 NATO Mag x3
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
Krav Maga book
7.62 NATO Mag x1
$561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 33%

[Space1255]

Other: The Sun

[Decepticon]

no don't do this you're a true American god fearing citizen

but if you actually do then position a national socialist corpse so it looks like he did it before blowing himself up

[Ragequit]

switzerland

[tber123]

Other: The Sun

You launch a nuke directly at the sun. It goes flying into space....

switzerland

....And eventually reenters the atmosphere, heading straight for Switzerland. The citizens of Switzerland evacuate to nuclear bomb shelters minutes before the nuke hits.

no don't do this you're a true American god fearing citizen

but if you actually do then position a national socialist corpse so it looks like he did it before blowing himself up

You grab a random national socialist corpse and position him over the red button before the AI speaks to you again.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRESS THE BIG BLUE BUTTON? ITS PROVEN TO RELIEVE STRESS AND HELP YOU STAY SANE.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
SWAT Armor
M16 (30/30 rounds, 5.56 NATO ammo)
5.56 NATO Mag x3
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
Krav Maga book
7.62 NATO Mag x1
$561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 33%

[Decepticon]

record the voice and press it

if something bad happens sue the company for lying to innocent americans

[Legodude77]

PRESS BLUE BUTTON

[Decepticon]

ALSO CALL THE NUKE OFF

REPORT THat A MISTAKE WAS MADE AND YOU are CURRENTLY FIXING EVERYTHING TO SAVE THE WORLD

[The Resonte!]

press the blue button, then throw a national socialist's corpse in the portal to see what happens to it

[Space1255]

ALSO CALL THE NUKE OFF

REPORT THat A MISTAKE WAS MADE AND YOU are CURRENTLY FIXING EVERYTHING TO SAVE THE WORLD

[tber123]

record the voice and press it

if something bad happens sue the company for lying to innocent americans

You press the button a few dozen times. Nothing happens except stress relief and half an hour wasted.

Bloodlust -33%.

"HOW ABOUT PRESSING IT ONE MORE TIME?"

PRESS BLUE BUTTON

Aw, what the hell. It can't hurt, rig---

*FWOOM*

Suddenly, the unopened portal the wires led to opens up with a bang. A group of odd men(and women) burst out of the portal and cheer.

"We're free! WE'VE BEEN FREED! HIP-HIP HOORRRAAAAY!" What appears to be their leader approaches you, hands you $500, and runs off with the rest of his followers. Wait a minute. The AI lied to you! You'll sue the government for that! A government agent quickly arrives and hands you another $500 to bribe you not to sue shortly after you voice your threat.

press the blue button, then throw a national socialist's corpse in the portal to see what happens to it

You find another national socialist corpse and throw it into the portal. Nothing happens.

ALSO CALL THE NUKE OFF

REPORT THat A MISTAKE WAS MADE AND YOU are CURRENTLY FIXING EVERYTHING TO SAVE THE WORLD

The nuke is minutes away from hitting Switzerland. What can you do?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
SWAT Armor
M16 (30/30 rounds, 5.56 NATO ammo)
5.56 NATO Mag x3
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
Krav Maga book
7.62 NATO Mag x1
$1561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 0%

[Decepticon]

disarm it

we can take out future national socialists we gotta get this thing down

[Rigel]

just tell the nuke to go hit mars, it retargeted when it was headed for the sun, so why wouldn't it retarget again? It's like a smart nuke or something.

Also, sue the bastards anyway, you'll get much more than 500 lousy dollars.