call in an airstrike
You call the cops and request a drone strike. A drone comes flying in(since thats all the cops can spare) and fires a missile, but accidentally hits the nuclear power plant instead of the national socialists. The explosion also engulfs a nuclear warhead inside the power plant(Don't ask why). The last thing you see is nuclear hellfire taking the entire city with it to hell.
3 days later, President Rush declares the nuking of your town as an act of war from the Middle East. The United States wipes the entire Middle East off the map with nukes. WW3 breaks out with the US, Russia, China, North Korea, Israel, Pakistan, the UK, Turkey, and India firing their entire nuclear arsenal at eachother.
All that's left of civilization is Australia after World War 3 ends.
Time to reload an autosave in 3...2...1...Use your umbrella as a sword and charge at the Machinegunner.
The SWAT team begins suppressing all of the national socialists while you charge in to take out the Mutant before it cuts everyone down with the MG42. You stab the Mutant with an umbrella, and it flinches in pain.
Close the umbrella, stab enemy, open umbrella and WATCH HIS BODY EXPLODE.
You try to open the umbrella, but the Mutant whips out a machete and cuts the umbrella in half! He raises the machete to strike you down before the Craps gang member shoots it out of his hands.
Engage in an epic fist fight.
You punch the Mutant in the face, knocking it to the ground. A second machinegun pops out of his chest as get gets up, enraged. It isn't intimidated by the suppressive fire anymore.

You quickly dive out of the way as the machinegun fires!
SWAT 5, SWAT 6, SWAT 2, and SWAT 1 are torn to shreds with three quick bursts!
Police Officer 1 lets out a scream, panics, and flees!
The mutant turns to face you as he reloads his chest-mounted machinegun. Meanwhile, a motivational speaker arrives on the scene to videotape the gunfight.
national socialist 1(Moderately Wounded) armed with Luger
national socialist 2(Lightly wounded) armed with Luger
Brainwashed US Army Soldier (Moderately wounded) armed with Benelli M4 Super 90
SS Soldier armed with STG44
national socialist Mutant(Lightly wounded) armed with CHEST MOUNTED GUNSWAT 3 armed with M16
SWAT 4 armed with MP5
Craps Gang Member(Neutral) armed with Mac10
Motivational Speaker armed with Video Camera
Protagonist is healthy.InventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$561
"Smart" Phone
Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 63%(Somewhat sane)