BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[lord techno]

run like a motherforgeter, defy the laws of physics and run even though your injured!

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

um

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call the terrorist and tell him to Self Delete carbomb into the drone operator's building, since the drone is unmanned, it will likely crash after it's operator is dead/incapacitated/distracted.

also tell the terrorist that the drone operator's an arch-conservative.

The Terrorist drives to the Drone Operator's building and tries to Self Delete car bomb him. The Drone Operator stands outside the building and watches as the car drives closer....

Drone Operator 1 attempts to engage a debate with Terrorist on the values of being a Conservative!
Terrorist, poisoned by backwards Conservative thinking and his high Wisdom stat, turns Conservative!

The Terrorist turns the car backwards towards you.

run like a motherforgeter, defy the laws of physics and run even though your injured!

You attempt to run in your injured state!

US Army Drone is still on your tail!
Conservative Terrorist is still on your tail!

US Army Drone fires at Protagonist with the Missile Launcher! US Army Drone hits the head 17 times BLOWING IT APART!
Protagonist reaches at the neck stump before collapsing.

GAME OVER
Achievement Unlocked: Too Dumb To Live (Provoke a military drone into killing you)

• Reflect on your Conservative ineptitude.

[startacker]

forget

[tber123]

forget

Seeing as how fighting a military drone is Self Delete and you'll die over and over, the gods have decided you grant you mercy.

They rewind time to before you shoot the drone, saving your life. After 6 hours of limping, you are now at the door of Big Bill Hell's Cars. You could use a new car since your old one was blown up.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$161
"Smart" Phone
Can of Beans

Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 25%(Normal)

[startacker]

Use "smart" phone it call off the operation "kill that sonofabitch"

[tber123]

Use "smart" phone it call off the operation "kill that sonofabitch"

Whoops, forgot to edit the wanted level.

Cars in stock at Big Bill Hell's
The Junker (Some broken down piece of crap that could break down any minute now) $50
(Cheap)Sports Car $1000
Cheap 4-door Car $100
Cheap Van $150
Quality Car $2000
Tank $600000000
Armored Fighting Vehicle $3000000
Police Car $5000

[Decepticon]

call the news press and tell them the drone was hijacked by commies, which is why it shot the non commies

[Space1255]

call the news press and tell them the drone was hijacked by commies, which is why it shot the non commies

Also get the four-door

[tber123]

call the news press and tell them the drone was hijacked by commies, which is why it shot the non commies

Also get the four-door

Your phone lights up with a notification of some breaking news after you call the newspapers and lie about the drones being hijacked.

Dirty Communists Hijack US Military Drones, Stalin Suspected
In a shocking swerve of events, Communists have hijacked a US Military Drone for the purpose of Flash Mob. Mayor Townsley and the rest of the police force suspect that this is linked to the sighting of Joseph Stalin and his International Order Of Communists. Mayor Townsley is also considering declaring a state of emergency.

It is now 1:00 PM. Where to now? Maybe the abandoned buildings? PDX Corporation's building? Any of the Gang infested squares(purple)? The Crackhouse? You have the absolute freedom to explore the rest of the city at this time.


Current Location:The square with Big Bill Hell's Cars
Click for full image. Destroyed locations are crossed out in red.


Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Can of Beans

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 25%(Normal)

[Decepticon]

get a peace of mind by helping out at the homeless shelter

[tber123]

get a peace of mind by helping out at the homeless shelter

You decide to volunteer at the homeless shelter. -10 Bloodlust

However, on the way out from the Homeless Shelter you see a member of the Cartel approach you with a FAL.

"Toll booth, ese. Pay the dough before we blow your brains out. Don't try anything stupid."

Cartel Gunman 1 armed with FAL(20/20 rounds)
Protagonist is moderately wounded.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Can of Beans

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 15%(Normal)

[Space1255]

Ask him for the price. If it's affordable, pay him. If it isn't, make something cool for him.

[tber123]

Ask him for the price. If it's affordable, pay him. If it isn't, make something cool for him <---?????

"$100. Now. I need the money for Coccaine."

"How about my smartphone?"

The cartel gunman takes one look at it and bursts into laughter.

"That old piece of stuff phone is worth NOTHING! $100 now or something worth $100."

Cartel Gunman 1 armed with FAL(20/20 rounds)
Protagonist is moderately wounded.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Can of Beans

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 15%(Normal)

[Ragequit]

jerk off your chode

[The Resonte!]

throw some of the marbles in the bag of marbles so that the marbles are jammed inside the dude's gun barrel