BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

eat beans and unleash the ass blast

Joseph Stalin is momentarily stunned by that!
Communist Zombies 1 to 9 are immune due to the fact that their noses have already rotted away!

use the dead cartel heart as a way to pacify them zombies

You throw the dead cartel member's heart at the ground. The zombies lunge towards it and attempt to eat it---

"HOLD IT!" Stalin shouts in a thundering voice. "You must SHARE it equally!" The zombies begrudgingly divide the heart into tiny pieces and eat it all.

"LET'S", dramatically point at Stalin, "NEGOTIATE."

Then casually walk up to him, grab him, BLAM his face and run like hell

While the zombies are distracted, you walk up to Stalin and try to shoot him in the face with the 1911. He instantly raises his Golden AK to the gun and blocks the bullet.

Point at stalin and yell "COMMOONISM" before leaving

Get your car and drive into every single one of those mothrforgeters.

"COOOOMUUUUNIIIISSSM!" You shout before leaving, grabbing your car, ramming it into the store, and trying to run over the Commies. Stalin jumps out of the way and the zombies are rammed.

Unfortunately for you, the zombies are made of iron and there is now an angry man with a magnificent moustache glaring at you.

forget.

JOSEPH STALIN fires a long burst at the Protagonist, but misses and accidentally hits Anti-Vaccine Moron instead! Skull fragments go flying!
Headshot witnessed: +5 Bloodlust
50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane. Kills/Takedowns are violent and less merciful. The speed at which kills/takedowns are executed gets slowed down slightly. You are visibly shaken.

Neo-national socialist Skinhead sprays the MP40 wildly!
Illegal Immigrant calls the cops!
Artist paints a moustache over Stalin's moustache!
Conservative Redneck fires a M16 into the crowd of zombies!
Scientist pleads for mercy!
Cashier slaps Stalin with a bundle of money!
Obese Man eats a hamburger.
Patriotic Citizen waves the American Flag at Stalin angrily, attempting to convert him into supporting America!
PDX Corporation CEO takes cover behind a bar tap!
Burger King Worker steals money from the cashier before loving off!

Communist Zombies 1-9 fire their AKs in unison at the panicked, screaming crowd!
Cashier has a hole blown into his organs! His guts spill out as he collapses to the ground.
Conservative Redneck screams, curls up into a ball, begs Jesus for mercy, and soils the floor before dying. He speaks these final words: "Better dead than Red...."
Anti-Vaccine Moron takes a bullet to the gut! She collapses to the floor screaming in pain and bleeding to death.
Neo-national socialist Skinhead takes a bullet to the arm. "Damn it! How will I heil Riddler now?" He screams in despair, before quickdrawing a Luger and putting it to his mouth.
Obese Man dies of a heart attack!
Illegal Immigrant grabs a M16 from the corpse of Conservative Redneck and shoots Communist Zombie 6 in the head! It was somewhat effective. Unfortunately, he's turned into paste by the rest of them.

Witnessing a ton of people dying in the span of a few seconds: +8 Bloodlust

go to the hospital!

We must heal these wounds before we worry about ending more lives, if it should come to that.

Go to the military base to try to find better weapons.

You drive the hell away from the restaurant to the hospital right as a bunch of cops come in. They think you're suspicious and chase you down!

Police Officer 1 shouts on the loudspeaker: "POLICE! STOP THE CAR NOW! YOU ARE WANTED FOR QUESTIONING!"

Police Car 1 is carrying:

• Police Officer 1 armed with Mossberg 500(8/8 rounds)
• Police Officer 2 armed with Glock (17/17 rounds)
• Police Officer 3 armed with Glock (17/17 rounds)
• Police Officer 4 armed with Python .357 (6/6 rounds)

You are speeding towards a fruit stand! Stop the car and surrender, plow through the fruit stand, or swerve to avoid hitting the fruit stand?

Protagonist is Moderately Wounded and has head trauma. Are you sure you don't want to heal that off with a hospital or something?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: WANTED FOR QUESTIONING---NONLETHAL FORCE WILL BE USED
Bloodlust: 58%(Somewhat sane)

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

pull over
get your American flag and Statue of Liberty ready

[XR-7]

When they come to your window, explain what happened in the restaurant and tell them you are trying to escape. Appear breathless.

[Ragequit]

then tell them to bring in the heavy stuff

[tber123]

pull over
get your American flag and Statue of Liberty ready

"Hold it right there, Terrorist scum!" The cop states as he walks up to your window. "You're under arrest for being suspected of shooting up a---"

"I love America." You proudly state as you wave an American flag in the cops face.

When they come to your window, explain what happened in the restaurant and tell them you are trying to escape. Appear breathless.

then tell them to bring in the heavy stuff

"Also, Joseph Stalin is back from the dead and HE's the one that shot up the resturant! I was the only one that could escape! You'll need a SWAT team to kill him!"

The cops tase you and leave you be. You eventually arrive at the hospital and get healed, but then the nurse walks up to you.

"Your hospital bill will be a few hundred grand. Pay up now or suffer the consequences."

Welp. The entrance is right there, but the two security guards block it.

Nurse armed with Clipboard
Security Guard armed with Nightstick
Security Guard 2 armed with Nightstick

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 58%(Somewhat sane)

[Rigel]

Ask to have a smoke break outside, and once you're out, make a break for it.

[Zharthon]

then go directly back because we could already solve this issue without running away or killing anybody.

[Ragequit]

offer a... different type of payment ;^)

[XR-7]

offer a... different type of payment ;^)

And one that's worth hundreds of thousands of dineros!

[tber123]

Ask to have a smoke break outside, and once you're out, make a break for it.

"No." The security guard says.

offer a... different type of payment ;^)

"I take organs as payment too if you're too poor." The nurse tells you as he whips out a scalpel and hands you a form. "Sign this, please."

Nurse armed with Scalpel
Security Guard armed with Nightstick
Security Guard 2 armed with Nightstick

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Form(Consent to have organs removed)

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 58%(Somewhat sane)

[Decepticon]

sign

[startacker]

Isn't selling your organs illegal?

[tber123]

Isn't selling your organs illegal?

This is an alternate universe where America has completely turned to stuff. Corporations are effectively immune to the law, Police forces regularly engage in torture and wanton brutality without getting punished, the President is a useless forget that will drive the world to World War 3 with his incompetence and batstuff insanity....

sign

A few hours pass. You feel empty inside.

"Thank you for your business. Please get injured again so we can scam the stuff out of you. Have a nice day."



It is now 3:30 PM. Where to now?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Form(Consent to have organs removed)

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 58%(Somewhat sane)

[Decepticon]

go home

have a nice meal

[tber123]

go home

have a nice meal

You drive to your neighborhood, but you discover a van full of Cartel gunmen patrolling the streets. You suddenly remember that the cops made your new home Traitor Joe's Second Amendment Shooting Goods as part of Witness Protection.

You arrive to Traitor Joe's and the gunstore owner greets you. "Hello there! You here to buy some guns before the damn Government takes them all away?"

"The cops said I'm supposed to stay here as part of witness protection."

"Oh. The kitchen is down in the basement along with the armory. And the security room."

You go downstairs into the basement to discover that it is fairly large. You look at the armory and see that it contains dozens of weapons, ranging from Hunting Rifles to Machine Guns. It is also locked. You decide to have a nice meal, and half an hour passes.

-5 Bloodlust

You also decide to read the news.

SWAT Team Accidentally Raids Wrong Building In Search Of Cartel, Is Massacred
A SWAT Team was massacred today when they mistakenly raided the Homeless Shelter. According to a lone survivor, the SWAT team burst in shooting everything that moves before the occupants whipped out torches and pitchforks.

Looks like the Cartel is still out there.



It is now 4:00 PM. Where to now?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 53%(Somewhat sane)