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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 142645 times)

Sell the FAL to Traitor Joe's gun store



Sell the FAL to Traitor Joe's gun store

$500 acquired.

do some yoga

You spend ten minutes doing relaxing yoga, restoring some of your sanity.

-3 Bloodlust

Wear a turban

You grab a turban and step outside Traitor Joe's. People immediately start panicking.

1:"Oh my God!"

2:"loving Terrorist!"

3:"Someone call the Cops!"

Only Sane Man(4):"Its just a guy in a turban, you xenophobic starfishs."



SOMETHING INTERESTING has happened at Fort Frohman Military Base: There has been a massive disappearance of all the soldiers there for reasons unknown.
SOMETHING INTERESTING has happened at PDX Corporation Building: There's been a riot!

It is now 4:10 PM. Where to now?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 50%(Somewhat sane)

befriend the only sane man

He will be a friend. Conform him to anti-communism and bring his guns and cash on the quest for world peace.

befriend the only sane man
He will be a friend. Conform him to anti-communism and bring his guns and cash on the quest for world peace.

You go to the Only Sane Man and have a discussion.

"Did you know that Joseph Stalin has an army of undead Soviets and is planning something?"

"Something has to be done about it, yeah."

"Come with me. Bring your guns and cash and we'll go on a quest for world peace."

Both of you walk back to your car, but when you turn around after you get to your door, you see a struggle! Riddler has also come back from the dead along with Stalin, and now he's kidnapping Only Sane Man!

"FRESH MEAT FOR Riddler'S love KITCHEN!" Riddler's bodyguards scream as the van drives off.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(6/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 50%(Somewhat sane)

New quest: Save sane man!

Fire at the van aiming for the tires.

New quest: Save sane man!

Fire at the van aiming for the tires.

You attempt to fire at the tires, but the van swerves wildly and you miss.

Both of you are speeding towards a red light!

1963 Van
  • Adolph Riddler(Driver) armed with Luger
  • national socialist 1 armed with Luger
  • SS Soldier armed with MP40
  • national socialist 2 armed with Luger
  • national socialist Zombie armed with Kar98
  • Brainwashed US Army Soldier armed with Benelli M4 Super 90
  • Only Sane Man(HOSTAGE)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 50%(Somewhat sane)
« Last Edit: June 12, 2015, 10:42:17 PM by tber123 »

Speedup,dont care about the red light, jump off the 4-door to the 1963 van when you are close,kill only sane man saying:I HAD TO DO IT! and destroy the fuel tank to later escape with a exploding van behind you.

drive like a nice young man and shoot THAT GODDAMN VAN

Look for a police car to help pursue the van. Cops are better shots while driving.

throw bag of marbles all over the road so the van slips around on the marbles and falls and whatnot

Speedup,dont care about the red light, jump off the 4-door to the 1963 van when you are close,kill only sane man saying:I HAD TO DO IT! and destroy the fuel tank to later escape with a exploding van behind you.

You speed up, running the red light and getting rammed by a tanker! Your car is still intact, so you get close to the van and jump off, intending to land in the van!

SS Soldier shouts "NEIN!" as he slams the back door of the Van into your face while you are in midair. You land on the road and get prompty run over by your own car, a police car, a truck, a taxicab, a Jeep, and a Hummer.

GAME OVER
stuff happens. Reloading last autosave...

Look for a police car to help pursue the van. Cops are better shots while driving.

You dial 911 since you can't find a police car. "Police! Help! Adolf Riddler is back from the dead and he kidnapped a dude!"

drive like a nice young man and shoot THAT GODDAMN VAN

The van continues to swerve around the road wildly, making it hard for both vehicles to fire accurately.

Protagonist fires the 1911 at the van! national socialist Zombie is struck in the leg.
Adolph Riddler returns fire with the Luger! He misses your car entirely and manages to kill a police officer halfway across town by accident!
Brainwashed US Army Soldier begins rapidly firing the M4 Super 90 at your car and misses. The car is a bit damaged, though.
Only Sane Man struggles against the restraints.
SS Soldier screams "SCHUTZSTAFFEL!" as he sprays the MP40 in short,controlled bursts at you. He misses and manages to shoot a random driver in the face.

Protagonist fires another bullet at the van!
SS Soldier's face is blown off! He screams these final words before dramatically throwing himself out the van and getting run over by your car: "MEIN LEBEN!"

throw bag of marbles all over the road so the van slips around on the marbles and falls and whatnot

You throw the entire bag of marbles ahead of the van. It slips, flips over, and goes flying into the air doing a dramatic barrel roll before landing on a taxicab and killing the driver. Despite the damage to the occupants and the vehicle itself, the van continues to drive.

You are now speeding towards a drawbridge about to open!

1963 Van
  • Adolph Riddler(Driver) armed with Luger
  • national socialist 1(Moderately Wounded) armed with Luger
  • national socialist 2 armed with Luger(Lightly wounded)
  • national socialist Zombie(Lightly wounded) armed with Kar98
  • Brainwashed US Army Soldier (Moderatley wounded) armed with Benelli M4 Super 90
  • Only Sane Man(HOSTAGE) (Moderately wounded)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(5/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Water Bottle
$561
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(3/4 Gas)
Wanted Level: None
Bloodlust: 50%(Somewhat sane)

blind the driver by shining a flashlight into the mirror at the right angle