BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Decepticon]

get to your patrol car and start a pursuit

[Ad Bot]

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Hey, we're cops right? We should, like, do something. Like chase down the criminals and apprehend their earnings. Like a cop would

[Space1255]

Hey, we're cops right? We should, like, do something. Like chase down the criminals and apprehend their earnings. Like a cop would

CALL EVERYONE UP AND ENGAGE IN A WACKY MARIO KART CHASE SCENE

[tber123]

Screw the bank, search online for hits on the president.

You find a bunch of nutjobs in Hong Kong wishing for the death of the president. Other than that, you find nothing else of interest.

get to your patrol car and start a pursuit

take in a car chase after the criminal scumbags

Hey, we're cops right? We should, like, do something. Like chase down the criminals and apprehend their earnings. Like a cop would

CALL EVERYONE UP AND ENGAGE IN A WACKY MARIO KART CHASE SCENE

You call for reinforcements while you chase after the robbers. You hear the robbers shouting something about Stalin before one of them leans out the window with a Mosin Nagant.



You have the perfect opportunity to ram the car, but there is the risk of getting shot. There is also a bus about to approach the intersection.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[plad101]

unload some AA-12 into the back of their car

[Decepticon]

slow down to a near stop as it looks like the bus is going to block them

[tber123]

slow down to a near stop as it looks like the bus is going to block them

You slow down the car and watch as the robbers slam the brakes violently and make a left turn, slamming the side of their car into the bus.

unload some AA-12 into the back of their car

You fire 6 times with the AA-12 before the car manages to drive away again. Sgt. KillBot's car comes driving in right as the second robber fires a Mosin Nagant round into your left arm. You quickly start your car again and the chase resumes.

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot armed with .44 Magnum
Some other Police Rookie armed with Glock

Bank Robbers
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver
Robber 2 armed with Mosin Nagant (Moderately wounded)
Robber 3 armed with PPSH (Lightly wounded)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12

Protagonist is lightly wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Pepper Spray (10/10 uses left, 2 pepper spray cartridges left)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Tie your tie around the pepper spray bottle so that it's constantly going and try to throw into the criminal's car

[Space1255]

[tber123]

You do a barrel roll, flipping your car over and intending to hit the Robber's car. You miss by a wide margin and end up rolling off a bridge into a canyon. Gravity is a bitch.

GAME OVER

Tie your tie around the pepper spray bottle so that it's constantly going and try to throw into the criminal's car

You tie the pepper spray to your tie and attempt to throw it into the Sports Car. You miss and accidentally hit Sgt. KillBot's window, causing the pepper spray to bounce off and strike a nearby pedestrian.

Sgt. KillBot fires the .44 Mag at Robber 1, but he misses and strikes the window of an apartment building!
Police Rookie fires 4 rounds rapidly at Robber 2, but accidentally strikes Robber 4 in the arms!
Robber 1 fires the Nagant Revolver at Police Rookie, striking him in the chest twice!
Robber 2 fires the Mosin Nagant at Protagonist, but he strikes the car instead!
Robber 3 sprays the PPSH at Sgt. KillBot, striking him in the shoulder and stomach!
Robber 4 fires a burst of AK-12 fire at Sgt. KillBot, striking his left hand!

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot (Moderately wounded, crippled left hand) armed with .44 Magnum
Police Rookie (Badly wounded) armed with Glock

Sports Car
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver
Robber 2 armed with Mosin Nagant (Moderately wounded)
Robber 3 armed with PPSH (Lightly wounded)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12(Badly wounded, damaged right arm, bleeding)

Protagonist is lightly wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 10%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[Refticus]

jack off in the car to improve your driving skills

[Decepticon]

try to shoot out the robber's tires

[Zoltan]

shine flashlight in drivers eyes again
it worked the other 3 times we used the flashlight

[tber123]

jack off in the car to improve your driving skills

You masterubate furiously and drive one-handed! Surely this will worOH stuff WE'RE GONNA CRA---



GAME OVER
Protip: You've died 18 times so far. Keep it up!

shine flashlight in drivers eyes again
it worked the other 3 times we used the flashlight

You attempt to shine a flashlight into the driver's eyes through their side mirrors, but the sports car goes into the oncoming lane and effortlessly weaves through traffic!

try to shoot out the robber's tires

Protagonist fires 3 shots from the AA-12 at the Sports Car's tires while it weaves through oncoming traffic!
Civilian Driver 1 gets hit in the arm by accident, loses control of his car, crashes into an oil tanker, and explodes! +3 Bloodlust
The other two AA-12 rounds hit the tires, but they appear to be armored!
Sgt. KillBot shoots two .44 Magnum rounds at the tires in quick succession, popping the left front tire!
Police Rookie empties his entire magazine into the Sports Car, hitting Robber 3 in the legs and Robber 1 in the back!
Robber 3 cries out one last time, and then all is still. +2 Bloodlust

The sports car swerves uncontrollably, nearly colliding with a incoming truck! The robbers return fire!

Robber 1 fires at Sgt. KillBot with the Nagant Revolver! Robber 1 hits the head two times BLOWING IT APART!
Sgt. KillBot spasms uncontrollably, accidentally opens the door of his police car, and falls onto the path of an oncoming Taxi. His corpse becomes roadkill. +3 Bloodlust
Police Rookie screams in horror as the full weight of the situation hits him like a train!
Robber 2 shoots the Mosin Nagant at Protagonist, striking him in the chest!
Robber 4 sprays the AK-12 on full-auto at Police Rookie, but loses control of his gun! Multiple civilians are killed by stray bullets.

The Sports Car speeds towards the freeway! Both you and Police Rookie continue the pursuit while a news chopper hovers overhead. Two more patrol cars arrive while Police Rookie screams into the radio for a roadblock.

Sgt. KillBot's Patrol Car
Sgt. KillBot
Police Rookie (Badly wounded) armed with Glock

Patrol Car 2
Police Officer 1 armed with 1911
Police Officer 2 armed with Mossberg
Police Officer 3 armed with AR15
Police Officer 4 armed with MP5

Patrol Car 3
Police Officer 5 armed with Glock
Police Officer 6 armed with AR15
Police Officer 7 armed with AR15
Police Officer 8 armed with .357 Revolver

Sports Car (Left Front Tire popped, Back Left Tire damaged)
Robber 1 armed with Nagant Revolver
Robber 2 armed with Mosin Nagant (Moderately wounded)
Robber 4 armed with AK-12(Badly wounded, damaged right arm, bleeding)

Protagonist is moderately wounded and has a damaged left arm.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (5/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 18%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

[The Resonte!]

throw the "smart"phone inside the sports car and watch the phone be angry at the robbers