drink all the wine and MAKE MOLOTOV roosterTAIL WITH THE BOTTLE OF FINE WINE
PLEASE
You feel slightly drunk after drinking the wine. You go to a nearby gas station and attempt to make a molotov roostertail.
get wildly drunk and come back
get drunk
rednecks only accept drunk cunts
You go to a nearby bar, get wildly drunk, take the empty bottles of alcohol when nobody is looking, and make 5 more molotov roostertails.
request a search warrant for possibly illegal firearm possession and rebellion against the glorious country you're in
You attempt to request a search warrant in your drunken state, but you can barely form a sentence the radioman can understand. "Get off the radio, you drunk!"
go to traitor joe's and buy some conservative clothes
You go to Traitor Joes and buy some clothes that make you look like you're from the South. "What a wild night of partying drunk you must have had, eh?" He says as you leave.
Raise the entrepreneur staff above your head and spin it like a helicopter rotor. Each end will hit their heads for a double KO.
You show up to the front door drunk and dressed like a stereotypical redneck. "Come on right in." The guards let you in and turn their backs around before you helicopter rotor their faces with a entrepreneur staff.
Nonlethal takedown: -5 BloodlustYou enter the HQ to discover that it is fairly large on the inside. Everyone is walking around and openly displaying weapons. Idle chatter between a group of nearby soldiers reveals that there is a bar and armory to the west.
Nearby people:
US Army Soldier? armed with M16
Yokel(Drunk) armed with AK
Rube(Very high) armed with Ithaca M37
entrepreneur (Drunk) armed with bare hands
entrepreneur 's Escort armed with Knife
entrepreneur 's Escort 2(High) armed with Pepper Spray
Rowdy Drunk armed with Brass Knuckles
Elite Security(Drunk) armed with P90
Thug armed with Mac-10
Soldier armed with M249
Security Guard armed with Nightstick
Pacifist(VERY DRUNK) armed with Taser Shotgun
Protagonist is in disguise, completely drunk, and healthy.
Stealth Status:Unsuspicious, hidden in plain sight
Everything past the front door is a restricted area. You are in disguise as a redneck, however. Don't hang around too long or the Conservatives will realize you are a cop.
11:41 AM, Saturday. Where to?Things to doAttend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)
InventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Conservative Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone
Bloodlust: 17%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)
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