go on the internet and search up for any hits on president rush
Once again, you fail to find any.
enlist in the military
You go to the post office to enlist in the army. You arrive in the Middle East and immediately get blown up by a Self Delete bomber after landing.
GAME OVER.You were jumping the shark there. Also, 21 deaths so far! Keep it up!Kill the first person you see and steal their wallet
Prepare a nuclear device to go off in the middle of the city then get all your friends and leave while the town explodes
Forget about it, the best way to win a lawsuit is to nuke everybody anyway
Pussies are for pussies
g a y
You shoot the Police Chief as he exits the police station. You gather your cat before calling Only Sane Man and Snidley Whiplash. Understandably, they both deny your request to go on a genocide crusade before cutting all ties and unfriending you.
You arrive at the Nuclear Power Plant to find a security guard.
"Sorry, Bud. Power Plant's closed."
Nearby People:Security Guard 1 armed with MP5
Security Guard 2 armed with M4
Off-Duty Cop armed with .454 Revolver
TouristVigilante armed with .22 Pistol
Drunken National Guard Trooper armed with M16
Biker armed with Mac-10
Vietnamese Gangster armed with AK
Neo-national socialist armed with STG44
Floods Gang Member armed with M14
HoboPatriot armed with American Flag
ScientistEngineerCivilianAnarchistTeenagerSingle FatherFirefighter armed with Fire Axe
WW2 Veteran armed with M1 Garand
go on a genocide crusade
Your genocide crusade begins here.
CompanionsKiss-Kiss The Cat(Cat Armor) armed with Claws
Things to doAttend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)Get the hell out of Venturon City(Any time)
InventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur Staff
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone
Bloodlust: 39%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None