BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Ragequit]

russia

the commies will piss themselves and run home

[Ad Bot]

[Juncoph]

the sun

[tber123]

russia

the commies will piss themselves and run home

russia

Alarms sound throughout the Nuclear Power Plant as a nuke is launched at Russia, destroying it. Stalin sheds a single tear as his beloved homeland is destroyed before vowing revenge on you. He and his guards run to the airport.

the sun

Another nuke is launched at the sun.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO LAUNCH AGAIN?"

• Canada
• Venturon City
• California
• North Korea
• Mars
• Jupiter
• The Moon
• South Korea
• Turkey
• Australia
• Other: ___________

Good Conscience
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.


(Click for full map)
12:10 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY AA-12 (10/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (5/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Attacking the Power Plant earlier)! POLICE RESPONDING!

[Swampivorous]

Fire one at North Korea

And then another at Mars to try and terraform it.

[Ragequit]

tweet "EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A COMMIE GET THE forget UNDERGROUND I'M NUKING THIS stuff
nuke venturon

[The Resonte!]

go deeper inside the nuclear power plant

try to find where they're keeping all the nukes

[tber123]

Fire one at North Korea

And then another at Mars to try and terraform it.

Two more nukes are fired. North Korea is wiped off of the map and Mar's has been somewhat terraformed.

tweet "EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A COMMIE GET THE forget UNDERGROUND I'M NUKING THIS stuff
nuke venturon

go deeper inside the nuclear power plant

try to find where they're keeping all the nukes

No use now, the base AI informs you that the last nuke has been fired.



You open a door to an underground bunker in the Nuclear Power Plant and turn on the news. The nuke you fired at Venturon itself malfunctioned and veered wildly off course, striking Canada instead. The base AI informs you that movement has been spotted on the security cameras and leads you to the Security Room in the bunker, where you see FBI Agents storming the nuclear power plant.

Crap.

Protagonist is Badly Wounded.


(Click for full map)
12:30 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY AA-12 (10/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (5/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Launching Nukes)! FBI RESPONDING!

[Ragequit]

get more imaginary ammo

[Swampivorous]

get more imaginary ammo

Get a Combat Yo-Yo.

[Refticus]

delete your tweet and place "rip canada eh"

[tber123]

get more imaginary ammo

delete your tweet and place "rip canada eh"

Get a Combat Yo-Yo.

You imagine more ammo and a yo-yo. Meanwhile, you hear FBI Agents above you climbing down the ladder into the bunker.

FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.


(Click for full map)
12:32 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (100/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Launching Nukes)! FBI RESPONDING!

[Refticus]

insult smartphone.

[Ragequit]

lock aim on ladder and forget on them as they climb
make sure there's something you can jump behind in case of grenades

[tber123]

lock aim on ladder and forget on them as they climb
make sure there's something you can jump behind in case of grenades

The first FBI Agent is in view! You fire a full burst from your Imaginary MG42 at him......

......And it does nothing. It is an imaginary gun, after all.

insult smartphone.

Your smartphone ignores the insult.

FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
FBI Agent armed with M16
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.


(Click for full map)
12:32 AM MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)
WANTED LEVEL: FUGITIVE TERRORIST(Launching Nukes)! FBI RESPONDING!

[Refticus]

enable smartphone's voice option then insult it

also ask if the fbi agents want to play a game of chess