BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Swampivorous]

Show Joe's pistol and explain on what happened.

that's not going to go well.

take it and run

nor will this.

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Show Joe's pistol and explain on what happened.

"How the hell did you get Traitor Joe's....."

Traitor Joe's Assistant glares at the Protagonist suspiciously.

take it and run

Protagonist swipes the laser sight and flashlight from Traitor Joe's assistant!

Traitor Joe's Assistant lets out a cry of Patriotic Alarm!

Traitor Joe's gunstore goes on lockdown with you stuck inside it. Four turrets pop up and a squad of patriotic conspiracy theorists shows up to kill you. You are turned into a thin red paste.

50'TH DEATH MILESTONE

You didn't specify for what gun.

either way, go back to Metagamer HQ and see if he can load up some game where you can farm for cash by beating the stuff out of zombies.

"Farming for cash? No! I can't do that." Metagamer Guard explains. "Get your cash the real way."

Tranquilizer Ammo(Normal darts): $500
Tranquilizer Ammo(Special darts): $800
Self Revive x1: $2000
Police Disguise: $200
Glock Suppressor: $500
Alien Raygun Ammo: $2000 per Cell
Crowbar: $500
Sniper Cannon Ammo x1: $1000
Platinum entrepreneur  Staff: $10000
Golden entrepreneur  Staff: $9500
Silver entrepreneur  Staff: $7500
Bronze entrepreneur  Staff: $5500
entrepreneur  Staff: $1000
Joseph Stalin's Power Armor + Minigun: $8500

Random Effect Vending Machine: $50

YOU are somewhat wounded

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT SAXOPHONE VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT TEMPLAR ARMOR DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[Refticus]

gather everyone around for story time on how you defeated stalin in an alternate universe and won joe's 1911

[startacker]

Ducktape a flashlight and a laser pointer to the M4

[The Resonte!]

buy 1 sniper cannon ammo

[tber123]

buy 1 sniper cannon ammo

Ducktape a flashlight and a laser pointer to the M4

gather everyone around for story time on how you defeated stalin in an alternate universe and won joe's 1911

You buy sniper cannon ammo, duct tape a flashlight and laser pointer to your M4, and gather the other Metagamer Guards around on how you killed Stalin in an epic battle and saved Traitor Joe in an alternate universe. All but one of the guards applaud.

An elderly Metagamer Guard approaches you and looks at the Ventilator Badge in your inventory. "The Ventilators?" He exclaims. "They are another group like us, except not as.... Friendly. I presume you've been attacked by them out of the blue?"

"Yes."

"Watch your back out there, then. The Ventilators must have marked you for death. Also, it's getting pretty late out there, too."

Tranquilizer Ammo(Normal darts): $500
Tranquilizer Ammo(Special darts): $800
Self Revive x1: $2000
Police Disguise: $200
Glock Suppressor: $500
Alien Raygun Ammo: $2000 per Cell
Crowbar: $500
Sniper Cannon Ammo x1: $1000
Platinum entrepreneur  Staff: $10000
Golden entrepreneur  Staff: $9500
Silver entrepreneur  Staff: $7500
Bronze entrepreneur  Staff: $5500
entrepreneur  Staff: $1000
Joseph Stalin's Power Armor + Minigun: $8500

Random Effect Vending Machine: $50

YOU are somewhat wounded

10:49 PM
Current weather: Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SPACE SUIT SAXOPHONE VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT TEMPLAR ARMOR DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[The Resonte!]

buy police disguise and crowbar

put police disguise on so the ventilators don't recognize you

[Blockchip]

Wait, where did we get the laser sight and torch from?
Buy a random effect and go to the intelligence HQ

[Cybertails1998]

buy two random effects yo

[The Murderous Cop]

Attempt to sell Jewbot Rainbow Sword to vending machine.

[TableSalt]

BLOODLUST: 0%

dude you're so chill right now
everything should be in super slow motion
and you automatically have all explosions happen behind you
and sunglasses appear on your face out of nowhere

[Refticus]

dude you're so chill right now
everything should be in super slow motion
and you automatically have all explosions happen behind you
and sunglasses appear on your face out of nowhere

[Nicepoint]

dude you're so chill right now
everything should be in super slow motion
and you automatically have all explosions happen behind you
and sunglasses appear on your face out of nowhere

[NotBomberguy]

buy a Thompson G2 Contender at the second amendment shooting goods

[XR-7]

Let's try to find that cartel member who had the ultimate entrepreneur  staff.