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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 141435 times)


Unleash bloodlust mode, destroy the boss in the most gruesome way possible.



You crowbar the unlucky bastard to death. Good riddance.

Ventilator Boss automatically uses a self revive!

"Hold it!" The Ventilator Boss yells. "Its not my turn yet! I come after the embodiment of blood---"

Walk up to him, grab his head, and smash it into the button, then stab him, then blow him to shreds with the minigun.

You smash his head into the switch, shank him, and minigun him into bloody chunks. The Ventilator Boss uses another self revive.

"Like I said before, my turn is AFTER---"

strangle him to death, saying "I guess the ventilator boss needs some more airway" with a gruesome smile and bloodshot eyes

then eat his heart to gain his power

You strangle the Ventilator Boss to death with a snarky one-liner about needing some more air and attempt to eat his heart. The Ventilator Boss self revives before you dig his chest open.

"Are you even listening, a--"

Finish the Ventilator Bitch with this.

You finish off the Ventilator Boss in the most WTF way possible! Once again, he self revives.

Just let it all out on the ventilator and gain full 4th wall awareness

"You can't gain fourth wall awareness that way!" The Ventilator Boss screams before you shove a syringe into his throat and then his eyes.

Walk up behind him with the KS-23 and aim it at his head and start to monologue.

The Ventilator Boss self revives again right as you aim a KS-23 at his head and monologue.

"Enough." The Ventilator Boss says before summoning a forcefield from beyond the fourth wall. "Your victory against the Ventilators is because we held back for a fair challenge. Wouldn't be very fun for the forumers if we nuked your ass from the beginning." The Ventilator Boss activates his forcefield, causing you to be pushed back.

Ventilator Boss summons Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord!

"Since the Embodiment of BLOODLUST has failed to show up so far, this guy will provide a nice distraction." The Ventilator Boss summons a cloaking device and activates godmode before running off.


Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord armed with PLATNIUM entrepreneur  Staff, entrepreneur  Hands

Only Sane Man is healthy and carrying a AK-12
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Dunkey is healthy and carrying a G11
The Gunslinger is healthy and carrying a .600 Nitro Express revolver
Some Random Assassin is healthy and carrying a AN-94
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is somewhat wounded

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
MINIGUN (712 rounds, awesome and yet wasteful rate of fire)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (10/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (0/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (14/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (0/1 rounds, 3 grenades left)
LASER M16 (21/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (9 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (18 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (4/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/12 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (0/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE

BLOODLUST: 102%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

we NEED that entrepreneur  staff!

summon your ultimate entrepreneur  staff from the communist universe and engage in a entrepreneur  staff fight

ACTIVATE THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE!

AND I SHALL MAKE MY ARRIVAL! (no, not loveually)
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 12:00:37 AM by Swampivorous »


we NEED that entrepreneur  staff!

"No fair! I don't have a entrepreneur  Staff!" You scream.

"Very well then." The Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord tosses you a Bronze entrepreneur  Staff and utters the entrepreneur 's Prayer. "Lord, please guide my entrepreneur  Hand and make it strong. Amen."

ACTIVATE THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE!

AND I SHALL MAKE MY ARRIVAL!

You activate the improbability drive!

Swampivorous comes in blasting Akimbo Ion Cannons!

Ventilator Boss banhammers Swampivorous and shouts that you must fight the entrepreneur  Lord like a man!

summon your ultimate entrepreneur  staff from the communist universe and engage in a entrepreneur  staff fight

"Wait a minute, you don't need the Bronze entrepreneur  Staff then!" The Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord says before taking your Bronze entrepreneur  Staff away. "En garde!"

entrepreneur  BATTLE

The Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord charges at you with his entrepreneur  Staff high in the sky, ready to strike!


Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord armed with PLATNIUM entrepreneur  Staff, entrepreneur  Hands

Only Sane Man is healthy and carrying a AK-12
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Dunkey is healthy and carrying a G11
The Gunslinger is healthy and carrying a .600 Nitro Express revolver
Some Random Assassin is healthy and carrying a AN-94
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is somewhat wounded

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
ULTIMATE entrepreneur  STAFF
MINIGUN (712 rounds, awesome and yet wasteful rate of fire)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (10/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (0/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (14/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (0/1 rounds, 3 grenades left)
LASER M16 (21/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (9 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (18 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (4/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/12 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (0/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE

BLOODLUST: 105%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

RIP AND TEAR! using the entrepreneur  staff

RIP AND TEAR! using the entrepreneur  staff
Zandatsu his loving SPINE

Shout the following entrepreneur  Incantation!

To The entrepreneur  gods! i call upon three!

Bring me strength! From all the moneys! All the bitches! All the love! Give me power!

You now suffer death at the unspeakable strength of the entrepreneur  gods!

Then strike the enemy with your empowered entrepreneur  staff!


RIP AND TEAR! using the entrepreneur  staff
Zandatsu his loving SPINE
Shout the following entrepreneur  Incantation!

To The entrepreneur  gods! i call upon three!

Bring me strength! From all the moneys! All the bitches! All the love! Give me power!

You now suffer death at the unspeakable strength of the entrepreneur  gods!

Then strike the enemy with your empowered entrepreneur  staff!
DRAMATIC DUELING

You pray to the entrepreneur  Gods and strike the entrepreneur  Lord with your entrepreneur  Staff!

"That was weak!" The Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord says before slapping you with his entrepreneur  Hands. The pain hurts like a bitch and you collapse to the floor.

Your Companions open fire on the Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord!
Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord does the matrix dodge, converts his entrepreneur  Staff into a rocket launcher loaded with tear gas, and fires it at your companions and stuns them before turning to you!

"You call yourself a entrepreneur ?" The Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord says. "You can't even keep your bitches in line!" He raises his entrepreneur  Staff into the air and prepares to finish you off.


Ventilator entrepreneur  Lord armed with PLATNIUM entrepreneur  Staff, entrepreneur  Hands

Only Sane Man is healthy and carrying a AK-12
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Dunkey is healthy and carrying a G11
The Gunslinger is healthy and carrying a .600 Nitro Express revolver
Some Random Assassin is healthy and carrying a AN-94

(Companions unavailable, 1v1 like a man)

Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is Badly wounded

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
ULTIMATE entrepreneur  STAFF
MINIGUN (712 rounds, awesome and yet wasteful rate of fire)
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (10/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (0/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (14/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (4/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags)
M79 GRENADE LAUNCHER (0/1 rounds, 3 grenades left)
LASER M16 (21/45 rounds, 4 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (9 rounds)
ASSAULT CANNON (18 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (4/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/12 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 12 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (0/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
ARMOR (ULTRAHEAVY)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT
MORPHINE

BLOODLUST: 117%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

Engage Bloodlust Mode, Bloodshot eyes, and insane speed. Dodge the lords attacks and tear him in two with your bare hands. Take the staff after his death.

Smash his face with the entrepreneur  Staff

HE'S PUTTING KISSKISS IN DANGER KILL THAT forgetER NOWNOWNOW