My sister made a poem about Smash Bros. characters.
"A swift move of her legs, Samus won all hearts.
Nobody denied it, Peach's rump was off the charts.
Did somebody say something? If so, I didn't catch it.
Hearing is hard because of Captain Falcon's voice, its perfect facets.
I love how I feel when I watch him punch.
Seriously, I'll blow up if you call him "Captain Crunch."
Nothing is better than the look of Marth's hair.
Although a swordsman with a headband seems kind of rare.
Maybe it's the sword, the clothes, or the eyes...
Ending the battle with a taunting turn of his thighs.
Is it the way he lets out his taunt?
Something in Japanese, but whatever it is, it's hot.
Jealousy overwhelms me as I look at his hair.
Oh, Peach, don't give me that stare!
Help me, oh help; I'm feeling very faint!
No, it's not the fact Captain Falcon's abs are covered in gold paint!
Captain Falcon is nice, and he's real fun...
Every day, though, I think of the actual one.
No, to me, Captain Falcon's a friend, but he's not mine.
Ah, to find out who my true sweetheart is, read the first letter of every line."
she's adorable
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