Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Maelstrom]

Hmmm...  Try to target smaller companies with not much long-term prospects so you don't ruin the real world economy too much.

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

Hmmm...  Try to target smaller companies with not much long-term prospects so you don't ruin the real world economy too much.

23, You're now locked out of stocks or whatever
No extra money I guess :/

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (75% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$375,950

[tber123]

Attempt to hack into reality itself. Make it rain bags of gold that will squish everyone.

[startacker]

Attempt to hack into reality itself. Make it rain bags of gold that will squish everyone.

55, Reality has a pretty strong firewall, anyone know the password?

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (75% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$375,950

You return to your apartment as your phone attempts to crack the password, guess it'll be a long night.

[tber123]

Guess the password. Its probably something like "123456" or "password".

[startacker]

Guess the password. Its probably something like "123456" or "password".

73, By golly you're in! What should we do?

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (70% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
RPG-7 (EMPTY)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$375,950

[tber123]

Erase God from reality.

[startacker]

Erase God from reality.

1, We got kicked out and Reality is on temporary lockdown just before you could press that big red DELETE button. forget

oh by the way you're hungry eat something

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (70% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
RPG-7 (EMPTY)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$375,950

[ButlerBlockhead125]

eat 100k of your dollars order a golden pizza from papa golden's

[startacker]

eat 100k of your dollars order a golden pizza from papa golden's

85, The pizza will cost $10,000 plus a discount, total cost of $6,500. Guess we got lucky, AND it got delivered in 2 minutes, wow.

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (70% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
RPG-7 (EMPTY)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Papa Golden's Golden Pizza
$370,950

[tber123]

Attempt to buy nuclear warheads to drop on Turkey

[Eden]

Attempt to buy nuclear warheads to drop on Turkey

[startacker]

Attempt to buy nuclear warheads to drop on Turkey

14, Word gets out and now FOX is doing a coverage on how you're a tribal child enthusiast who wants Turkey dead.

62, The Remove Kebab Team covers your ass from all the news outlets by blasting their music into the buildings.

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (70% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
RPG-7 (EMPTY)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$370,950

You eat the delicious pizza somehow, even though it was made out of gold.

[tber123]

Attempt to nuke North Korea then. Nobody will mess them except China.

[startacker]

Attempt to nuke North Korea then. Nobody will mess them except China.

74, you call up your army friend and tell him North Korea declared war with the US, 999 nuclear warheads are launched to North Korea. RIP

You head to sleep so you're ready for court tomorrow (AKA IT'S LATE OVER HERE WAIT FOR TOMORROW FOR UPDATES)