Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

Summon Gabe Newell and force him to make Half Life 3. Pc gamers everywhere will love you.

57, dev has actually started holy forget

Speed up continent production!  What is the progress pre and post-roll.

16, we only got 9,999 years, 364 days until it's ready

Assassinate Kennedy again

63, You killed the assassin killing Kennedy and take the shot yourself, nice job

roll to forget her right in the pusillanimous individual

10, memes are dumb anyway

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x8
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
$890,950

[Ad Bot]

[WaterOre]

raise debra's corpse from the dead to do your every bidding

[Ragequit]

have a dance battle with debra's reanimated body

[Maelstrom]

Doubt that you double-rolled 16.  Re-roll for faster.

[startacker]

raise debra's corpse from the dead to do your every bidding

83, Debra's corpse is ready to do your every de-

have a dance battle with debra's reanimated body

37, You are defeated in a dance off, too bad you can't rip off your head like Debra could

Doubt that you double-rolled 16.  Re-roll for faster.

80, It'll now take 1 week!

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x8
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
$890,950

COMPANIONS
Debra's Reanimated Corpse

[Maelstrom]

Aww yiss...

[CypherX]

give Debra plate armor and a minigun

change her name to Menopause Strikes Back

[startacker]

Aww yiss...

93, That was eventful

give Debra plate armor and a minigun

change her name to Menopause Strikes Back

67, Costed you a bit, but she's ready.

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x8
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
$490,950 (Minigun + Plate Armor)

COMPANIONS
Menopause Strikes Back (ARMED WITH MINIGUN)

[tber123]

Resurrect Guy Fawkes and brainwash him

[Nonnel]

set yourself on fire

[Refticus]

pull your richard so much that it grows to 10 meters long

[Agent Legit 22]

Spawn a tank with your phone.

[Mr Noobler]

change the dice into a 10000 dice

[startacker]

Resurrect Guy Fawkes and brainwash him

33, who?

set yourself on fire

82, OH forget IT BURNS

pull your richard so much that it grows to 10 meters long

98, UM

Spawn a tank with your phone.

81, tank get

change the dice into a 10000 dice

45, you try but nothing happens

[jarelash]

Have a refreshing glass of milk.