Author Topic: how long is your pecker? inb4 bird  (Read 23379 times)

I'm perfectly average :^)

but just a quick question

will my richard grow between now and when I'm 21?
Uh you can hope that it grows by the time you're 18 but I wouldn't count on it after that

at least a foot on a good day

6.3", what I don't have in length, I make up in girth =w=

« Last Edit: June 28, 2015, 02:05:36 PM by Malleo100 »

Uh you can hope that it grows by the time you're 18 but I wouldn't count on it after that

what exactly determines richard length anyway, besides heredity?


goodluck finding a girlfriend with your painful snake guys, no one is going to want to bang you because its going to hurt unless your careful (which with all your inexperience, would probably mean youre not careful)
i love u
itt: lie

6
agreed
about average so 5.5in
the best comparison i have for girth is my girlfriend saying its like the thickness of a corndog

apparently some girls can put 20 inch carrots in their ass
how

The only way I can measure is if I have a friend who can bring his car's odometer.

The only way I can measure is if I have a friend who can bring his car's odometer.

trying too hard to make a clever joke

odometers dont measure length but distance traveled


trying too hard to make a clever joke

odometers dont measure length but distance traveled

I know. From start to finish, he'll need two tanks of gas.

I know. From start to finish, he'll need two tanks of gas.
yeah to keep the engine running while stationary

18 inches ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know. From start to finish, he'll need two tanks of gas.